Magnets

One of lifes greatest mysteries, unsolvable until early 2010. Until a brave duo

by the name of The Insane Clown Posse filled us in.

Magnets are powered by magic and miracles.

"Magnets..."
"How do they work?"

by Spidermanstailor April 25, 2010

freak magnet

Someone who can't help but attract freaks.

Judy: I'm a freak magnet.
Deric: I know.

by Deric July 14, 2004

Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro

A complex profanity in italian. It means litterally "God with a magnetic ass in the valley of the iron cocks". Used mostly for fun.

"Now, let's do a challenge for the funniest profanity!"
"Ok, i'll begin: Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro!"
"Ahahaha that was cool!"

by Albytheway May 9, 2015

magnetic ribbon syndrome

the condition of torpor whereby the sufferer relies on the back of his/her car to convey to the world (or those behind them in traffic) their beliefs, hopes, prayers and opinions. extreme cases can damage a car's alternator and/or skew the magnetic polarity of the earth. origins can be traced to tony orlando though not necessarily dawn.

cruel world! so many causes, so few outlets for my ardor!
i must declare what i believe/hope/pray/opine by affixing yet another slogan to the rear of my car by means of yet another magnetic ribbon, this one in hope of finding a cure for the dread
magnetic ribbon syndrome.

by lexicali slim September 21, 2009

Death Magnetic

The key to Metallica's salvation. In a strange turn of events Kirk Hammet discovered how to time travel back to the 80s where he rediscovers how to blow peoples minds with hardcore solos and badass licks that will blow peoples minds

Have you heard Death Magnetic yet?
BOOOOOOOOM
Head explodes

by Th3 M3T4AL October 30, 2008

Marine Science Magnet High School

A high school in Groton CT. A short fat prick as the principal always has a stick up his ass and is rumored to have a chode. 99% of the students are rich white pussy's who play faggot-ass lacrosse and there hasn't been a fight there ever since it was established in 2011. The girls "snatches" are also rumored to smell like pepper and the administration is run by a bunch of Nazis.

Marine Science Magnet High School is such a shithole I wish I could transfer

by IH8Libs December 1, 2019

Drama Magnet

An individual that inadvertently attracts the following D's: douche bags, ditzy dames, and dark souls. The Drama Magnet is constantly confronted by said individuals and in most cases the Drama Magnet is left with an ever-present look of confusion.

"Ugh, I'm not sure if I want to go to the bar with Claire. Claire is such a drama magnet."

by yellowfeva! January 22, 2012