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fail-magnet

1: an individual who chronically fails; always manages to somehow fail at everything in life
2: usually an unpopular or uncoordinated square-esque character
Colin: Hey sexy.. WHO DIED!?! :D
Jennifer: My mom, you fail-magnet
by LINEAR-wit-tha-jew May 20, 2009
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cellphone magnet implants

An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.
After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019
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Nuclear magnetic resonance spectroscopy (NMR)

Nuclear magnetic resonance spectroscopy, most commonly known as NMR spectroscopy or magnetic resonance spectroscopy (MRS), is a spectroscopic technique to observe local magnetic fields around atomic nuclei. The sample is placed in a magnetic field and the NMR signal is produced by excitation of the nuclei sample with radio waves into nuclear magnetic resonance, which is detected with sensitive radio receivers. The intramolecular magnetic field around an atom in a molecule changes the resonance frequency, thus giving access to details of the electronic structure of a molecule and its individual functional groups. As the fields are unique or highly characteristic to individual compounds, in modern organic chemistry practice, NMR spectroscopy is the definitive method to identify monomolecular organic compounds.
Person 1: Do you think our laboratory needs an NMR-spectrometer?

Person 2: I've heard they're unbelievably expensive, but Nuclear magnetic resonance spectroscopy (NMR) is an essential analytical procedure for sure .
by chemking May 28, 2020
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Washington Technology Magnet School

A school that guarantees you to fail and too much wack dumb ass people. Has a special handshake you must do if not your gayy. The food ight but sometimes people steal yo seat which piss me off. If your waiting for a bathroom pass, just fucking go, teachers dont give a fuck who you even are. If you find those tiny ass toy babies around the school then get rid of it, cause their fucking cursed. WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE A LONG ASS NAME???
Person1:Hey have you ever a school called Washington Technology Magnet School? Person2: The fuck you say to me?? Don’t ever say that name again ight??
by Invadders November 11, 2019
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Mahlet

The girls named Mahlet are far and few in between, but if you find one she'll be one of smartest and charming girls you will ever meet. You'll always find them with a smile on their face and an infectious aura of happiness around them that everyone just gravitates to. Look for that girl that everyone loves to be around and eventually you'll find a Mahlet.

If you're lucky enough to meet one treasure her because they make some of the bestfriends in the world; providing you can pronounce her name.
Guy 1: hey have you met my friend Mahlet?

Guy 2: Ma-uh-llet? Ma-ha-late?
Guy 1: ... Close enough
by TheGooders January 3, 2017
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Death Magnetic

An album that combines the poetic verses of load and reload with a taste of their earlier thrash style to form a meaningful yet headbanging set of songs that continues Metallica's long tradition of making their own sound and name, much to the dismay of people looking to define them to a certain genre or sound that they prefer.
I listen to Death Magnetic and Metallica because they are good artistically in any sound they choose to play, not just because they play "thrash" or "metal".
by ArtimusrocK June 28, 2011
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Paparazzi Magnet

A Person who is constantly being Followed By the Paparazzi. Is always on the cover of tabloid magizines like Star. Often very amusing!
by Miss Juno Harris March 24, 2008
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