magical negro

A token black guy in films who fills the stereotype of being impossibly old, wise and sometimes able to actually perform magic. Usually the magical negro is there to give guidance to the main white hero, which may explain why the magical negro stereotype is most popular in movies geared toward a white audience.

Some examples of recent popular negros are:
Chef from South Park, Morgan Freeman, Oracle from the Matrix and Barack Obama.

Some non- black magical negros:
Mr. Miyagi, Jackie Chan, Pai Mei

Hero: Oh no! I have to defeat my enemy and save the world from certain destruction!

Abraham: don' worry chile, im a wise ole sage heeuh tah help ya through alla yo struggles.

Hero: Thank you magical negro, I suddenly feel a lot better. See you at the end of the movie! (walks off to begin quest)

Abraham: crazy chile' (smiles and shakes head reminescing, then disappears in a cloud of smoke)

by Magicalnegro August 15, 2011

Magical Poll Land

A spam guild on the forum community Gaiaonline which provides guild members with endless polls through which they may gain the hypothetical currency of Gaia Gold.
It has the highest number of members of any Gaia guild and as such holds great power, may be a place of great drama and has a very complex and highly entertaining social system. It also has its own sort of religion, which involves the hailing of the creator Myspoonistoobig as a God. Not all members subscribe to this particlar aspect, though.

"I can be a pollwhore in Magical Poll Land and no-one's going to complain"

by 0.Meg August 21, 2006

magical lettuce

Slang for Marijuana, Weed, Grass, Ganja, Buddha, Mary Jane, Gamecube.

##1: Hey man, what you been smokin'?

%%2: I'm on that magical lettuce man.

by Sky @ Texas July 13, 2006

Magical Kingdom of Exmouthia

The Magical Kingdom of Exmouthia is the pseudonym of Exmouth a beach resort in Devon due to its association with a heavy drinking culture and general party atmosphere.

" I am heading into the magical kingdom of Exmouthia for a big one "

by Exmouthia May 27, 2009

dark magician girl

duel monster from Yu-gi-oh, unfortunately, most people don't care about her abilities, but her hentai and boobs. See Black Magician Girl

I summon, the all powerful, Dark Magician Girl

by World Domination February 25, 2005

magical poop

A magical poop occurs when one poops, wipes, and realizes that they are still totally clean.

I totally had a magical poop last night. I only had to wipe once!

by joesc September 7, 2013

magical negro

A movie cliché in which a black man with apparently supernatural powers mysteriously appears, helps the white man in trouble get through his problems for no reward, and then cheerfully leaves the story altogether.

Legend of Bagger Vance.
The Green Mile.
The Matrix.
Bruce Almighty.

by Joseph Anchorhead December 12, 2003