Maffra

a town that is a shithole but has sexy people in it all the time

dude1"my parents are moving to maffra"
dude2"holy shit poor dude but theres hotties there"

by cosmykturtle August 30, 2012

Maffy-Noller

A common leech who preys on unsuspecting groups of boys destroying their sense of happiness. This person is a hypocritical piece of mould and frequently uses the word ‘Lairy’ and the phrase ‘no-one else wanted me in their group so I have to go with you guys’

Maffy-Noller by the door, lets peg it lads

by _Lil Goose_ June 26, 2018

Maffew

nickname for "matthew" that some furry fucks came up with. please just call me matt im begging you

"i hate these furrys, they started calling me maffew instead of my name"

by ifuckmyxbox May 10, 2019

Jerky maffey

A homosexual but very breedable sexy beast that’s always looking to get wicked

Yo that is a real jerky maffey

by Secybeastkdog April 27, 2022

Maffucci

The name given to an itallian looking male that makes sandwhiches and gives them to homeless women in return for lighters.

(to homeless woman) "I don't have any spare change but take this lighter in to that sandwhich shop, there is a maffucci in there that will sort you out"

by Laura&amy December 11, 2011

maffed

to be worn out, or hot and bothered. Usually requiring a sit-down and some refreshment.

After all that shopping, I'm maffed. Make me a cup of tea, would you?

by bumblz December 17, 2012

Maffiarism

A disorder that causes the tightening of the shoulder muscles (trapezius) making them appear to be more broad than normal.
Other symptoms include
~ Outbursts of range
~ Heavy drinking
~ Finishing sentences with “Ba,Bah,Bar and Baa” and less commonly “Please”
~ Urges to join the Mafia, or delusions that said person is in the Mafia.

Phill: "Rite tom?"
Tom: "Yeah Bah, me and the family just came back from a meal at the pick."
Phill: "Have a good time or wa?"
Tom: "Ai not bad bah, spot of trouble with a bloke from out of town, he's in the boot of my car now bah"
Phill: "is that why your shoulders look so tense? pulled something have you"
Tom: "...No"
Phill: "I seen this thing on the Tellie butt, its called Maffiarism.. you should look into it, or go visit your GP"

by Muzzy1 October 16, 2008