after tennis activities

a refrence to any sexual activity executed between two men, one of which having a girlfriend/wife. Refer to "Burp Job".

REALLY.....Just read the burp job entry, but if you really need an example; Tob and Brad engaged in some "after tennis activities" while Brad's wife was out of town.

by Lord Mooseknuckle March 23, 2007

extrapenicular activities

Putting your penis somewhere it does not belong, usually in a dirty whore who is not your wife.

- the mashing together of the phrase "extracurricular penis activities" by fark's radioberlin

The man's wife sent him to the curb for his extrapenicular activities with the Starbuck's chick.

by KnackX August 26, 2009

unplanned recreational activities

Potentially sexual in connotation, but could also include an actual sport like tennis. But probably meaning doing the hokey pokey.

What does fun stuff mean? Unplanned recreational activities

by thatgirlyoushouldmarry May 21, 2014

Zactivities

An act of homophobia, racism, pedophilia, and or beastiality

I'm pretty sure Zach actively practices zactivities

by AngryBirdFan January 27, 2023

Mantivities

The act of performing any such activities deemed "manly" such as watching sports while drinking beer and eating chips.

It's the weekend - I've worked all week so let's get the guys together for some mantivities.

by The Don Chuckyyy August 7, 2011

mattivities

Activities/hobbies your average Matt or Matthew would do on a Tuesday at 3pm for example. Things can include kitesurfing, longboarding, all you can eat oyster bars, cliffjumping, mountain climbing, and shopping for a pair of sunglasses at a Walgreens.

Matt: Kyle, you wanna catch some wind with me at the park and get AYCE oysters?

Kyle: bro youre an EMT, I cant stand your Mattivities right now, besides its a fucking Wednesday afternoon.

by awesomeness128402747201836 July 3, 2024

Mahtivities

The actions and decisions made by people incapable of human thoughts. Describes the activities of wild monkeys as well as prehistoric apes, or that one unemployed friend on a Tuesday; actions taken by a person who would undoubtedly be taken by natural selection, a human dodo bird. Blissful ignorance.

You didn’t wake up for your exam this morning? That’s some mahtivities bro.

by Huugh Jasss August 18, 2025