mamsplaining

m'amsplaining

When a feminist or social justice warrior explains how a white man (or anyone) should act according to progressive rules.

Domique was mamsplaining to Doug that his being a white male meant that he could not offer advise in any situation and was in fact worse than Hitler.

by darkurthe January 11, 2017

Micksplain

A more insidious form of mansplaining. In this case Mick West will proceed against all logic to explain to one what they experienced. In the Marvel Universe Mick West attained a form of Bizaro Clairvoyance while spinning in his office chair programming Tony Hawk to do 1020 rotations in mundane spaces. The constant spinning had an effect on his inner ear. Coupled with the lack of sleep from trying to meet corporate deadlines Mick entered an altered state sometime in late 2002. He has never fully awakened from that dream state, as he continues to explain to people what the reality they experienced really was.

Here is a case of Lue Elizondo getting the Micksplain by the man himself after recounting how a team of engineers investigated the videos released: "The reason Go Fast is claimed as something extraordinary is that Elizondo or his associates did not do the math. They assumed it showed what it looked like, and hence you end up with it being shown on "Unidentified" as a super-fast cold object. So he got kind of locked in."

by #UFOTwitter May 23, 2021

McSplaining

When McDonalds tries to explain how their chemical-laden processed food is fresh, natural and healthy.

McSplaining: "See, here's our natural potatoes coming into this factory... here's where we send them through the slicing machine, here's where we fry them... oh, and pay no attention here... it's just where we dip them in ***dextrose*** and ***sodium acid pyrophosphate***."

by ephemeralman January 23, 2015

Mapsplaining

Noun. A form of splaining in which a navigation app tells you how to get out of the same neighborhood you've lived in for years.

Google: "Turn right on Gerard Way."
Me: "No, really? Stop mapsplaining me, Google."

by Gebus1 April 21, 2019

Superior Mormon Mansplaining

When a mormon man treats not only women, but also non-mormons as if they are stupid.

When John addressed me this afternoon, his tone suggested that he was superior mormon mansplaining.

by Jubilee Sparks January 30, 2019

momsplain

when a mother tells an authority in a subject her opinion, as it has more value than the expert in the field.

Although Coach Parcell has over 15 years of successful coaching experience, Valerie continued to momsplain to the coach about all of the things her could do to better the program.

by Edward Allan July 9, 2019

Mumsplaining

The mum equivalent to mansplaining; when your mum tells you something that you already know as if you’re still six :/

Mum: “ Go get some milk, it’s in the dairy aisle.”
Me:”Will you stop mumsplaining?”

by zaza 22 January 4, 2022