Mach 5

You feel it building up in your intestines for a day or more. You bend over in pain like you have a kidney stone near the end.
Then you sit on the pot, and BOOOOOMM!

SHIT, AIR, and more SHIT AND AIR exit your hole at extreme velocity.

You get the wind knocked out of you and sometimes take a little "nap."

It's takes you 7-10 minutes to recooperate.

You DO feel wonderful afterwards though.

Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I Mach 5 'd and blacked out for a while.

by SexualHotsauce November 3, 2019

Mach kiddish

Consuming a large amount of alcohol (6 ounces or more) in one shoot

Bro 1 Mach kiddish

Bro 2 but I'll get shmacked
Bro 1 nuuuu Mach kiddish already

by BigZenergy March 17, 2022

Mach-Hommy

Mach-Hommy is a somewhat underground rapper who has released many overrated and mid projects that people tend to overrate. His project "The GAT" also known as The Gospel According To..., is overrated as fuck

Max woke up one day and started to overrated Mach-Hommy

by KingAndre3k February 27, 2021

mach nigger

a speed far too fast to be traveling at when youre completely blazed

dude slow down, cops everywhere here, you're goin mach nigger

by chrissteezy October 11, 2006

mach retard

To move at an exceedingly slow pace.

Christ on a stick, the speed limit is 65, and we're stuck behind this jackass going mach retard.

by dbaggery November 6, 2007

MACH TEN

Mach Ten is a textbook case of getting fucked up. When you take that one bong rip off the 3 newly packed marijuana bowl and you start to cough and your friends ask if you feel it yet you can reply "dude, im MACH TEN" ....

kid1: "here dude you light up this joint"
kid2: ::lights up joint::
kid1: "puff, puff, pass that shit nigga!"
kid2: ::still inhaling::
.....
kid2: ::passes joint::
kid1: ::hits joint::
kid2: "dude,you rolled one fatass joint... im feeling MACH TEN from just one hit"

by J B J June 6, 2004

mach 3

when you grab shit out of your boyfriends ass and pull his shit out you must make sure you scrape the sides for all the excess shit. Generously apply to the five o clock shadow and shave away! This is your standard shit shaving cream which means the shit is a log and not soft.

My bofriend was sucking me off when his scruffy face started to chafe on my balls we decided to give him a mach 3 to eliminate the irratation.

by Bryce Shore November 17, 2006