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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022

Pulling My Turkey Leg

Another expression of pulling my tail!

“ You are really pulling my turkey leg right now”

by corrinao October 11, 2025

stomp on my leg

expressing that you are going to give in to something that you low key want to do anyway

stomp on my leg, I will go get a free slurpie

by tsunamigirl January 28, 2022

My legs just divorced

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs

Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝

by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould May 23, 2024

I think my leg is broken

And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.

Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.

by Zema'am January 21, 2021

Pulled my leg

It is the action of pulling your hamstring

Oh no I’ve pulled my leg while playing hockey!

by Your trusty informer May 16, 2022