The best Monday you had/have/will have your whole life. Filled with unlimited treats (usually pastries, baked goods, cakes and desserts).
by brad455 August 14, 2022

The act of not ever being at work.
Saying that you're going to FedEx and never coming back to work.
The act of "teleworking" but not actually doing any work.
Saying that you're going to FedEx and never coming back to work.
The act of "teleworking" but not actually doing any work.
by Betty Humter March 20, 2023

by Comedian Denis Donohue September 22, 2007

by Rocinante January 6, 2020

A clueless dickhead who manages to look like an alpaca complete with the goofy hair, blank stare, and a constant whiff of barnyard shit. Usually spits when they speak and smells horribly. He also likes to jerk off in class and lick it off his hands
Murdoch grillet
by Ultra chad September 24, 2025

by D Flawless February 11, 2022

The place between your ball sack and cock, due to Rupert Murdoch's close resemblance to a scrotum while being a dick.
by hairy A August 24, 2016
