muddy fucker

a whore or a homo; someone who gets fucked in the ass

guy 1: I think Jourdan was trying to hit on me today...

guy 2: God, he's such a muddy fucker

by Mackdatt May 28, 2009

Muddy Mandel

The act of cunnilingus while the receiver defecates on the toilet, thus leaving a streak of feces between the chin and lip of the performer, which resembles Howie Mandel's soul patch from the mid-00's. Analogous to the blumpkin.

Emily: I heard Brian gave Tiffany a mean muddy Mandel for their one year anniversary!

Stephanie: Tiffany's so lucky - she found a keeper for sure.

by THEbigAGGIE May 22, 2017

muddy parachute

Freshly wiped poop on toilet paper that is being thrown over the stall wall which gently descends on the person in the adjacent stall.

My buddy Todd and I were in the bathroom dropping a deuce at the local Arby's when I told him to look up and tossed him a muddy parachute.

by RangerRick77 February 26, 2011

Muddy Lizard

The use of anal sex whilst the receiver has not cleaned their anus.

Joe told Jessica: "no don't wipe, i want a muddy lizard"

by TheMuddyLizardMan February 12, 2015

Muddy Lizard

Something Laina (Overly attached girlfriend) would eat for a million dollars

"I would definitely eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars"

by KatieW July 8, 2012

Muddy Bagpipe

When you are performing analingus on your partner and they accidentally or purposely defecate in your mouth and you let out a squeal reminiscent of the sound a bagpipe makes.

I was tossing his salad last night and he muddy bagpiped me.

by KnuckingFackered September 11, 2020

muddy princess

When a Bro convinces a Ho that he can not have sex vaginally for their first time as he is Christian and that the only way would be to do Anal

Bro, did you ever bang that hottie from last night... "Ya dude, Give her the Muddy Princess"

by Ramkat87 May 2, 2017