An excuse used by online gamers when they fail. It originated with the belief anyone could make their own montage.
Guy1: Dude?! Why'd you run our there are get shot!? You should've just disarmed the bomb!
Guy2: Sorry man, I'm getting clips for my montage.
Guy2: Sorry man, I'm getting clips for my montage.
by btw id say April 14, 2010
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by zestymcbetsy February 23, 2022
Get the wank montage mug.A video involving several cuts and clips often synced with music to make enjoyable to watch. These montages usually show off skill.
by RoboThePanda November 26, 2016
Get the Montage mug.A Montage is a group video gift. It's a collection of video messages sent privately from a bunch of people who care about you, all strung together into one video compilation. People record videos based on prompts like, "Tell your favorite Jonny story," or "3 words that come to mind when you think of Jonny." It's a deeply personal and incredibly meaningful gift.
Montages are usually created as a surprise gift for someone's birthday, wedding, graduation, going away party, etc.
Lastly, it's a tradition for the recipient to send back a Montage Reaction Video afterwards telling everyone how they felt watching it. People often cry in these :)
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Montages are usually created as a surprise gift for someone's birthday, wedding, graduation, going away party, etc.
Lastly, it's a tradition for the recipient to send back a Montage Reaction Video afterwards telling everyone how they felt watching it. People often cry in these :)
Learn more at getmontage.co
It's Lauren's birthday next week - let's rally her friends and make her a surprise birthday Montage!
by Cougarrr June 1, 2018
Get the Montage mug.The cognitive process by which an individual makes a decision based solely on the emotional gratification he or she received while viewing that decision played out in a montage movie style format. In this montage, the individual is the main character of a super epic story, in which they are better looking than they actually are. However, this montage has no connection whatsoever to reality and the end result is disastrous consequences, wasted time, and usually suicide before the age of 35.
Mick: Dude, I'm thinking of studying cinematography out West, I think I could be really good at it and I see myself in my head just killing it all the time and being dope.
Jack: dude, don't do that. That's Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM).
Mick: ye.
Jack: dude, don't do that. That's Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM).
Mick: ye.
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