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Manologue

When a man goes off on a monologue rather than lending space for diverse conversations to ensue.
At the meeting Tuesday I brought up the issue of what happened over the weekend and Tod went off on a manologue, not allowing any room for conversation.
by Lars April 29, 2021
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A single and solo turd passed during a bowel movement.
I got constipated from eating a jar of crunchy peanut butter two days ago and passed a monolog so long that I had to break it up with a mop handle before it would flush.
by harry flashman July 27, 2003
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Monologophobia

Monologue: a (usually long) dramatic speech by a single actor.

Monologophobia:

A fear of performing memorized speeches within plays or other performance types.

A fear of forgetting a memorized speech during a performance.

A fear that encompasses avoiding trying out for plays or other performance venues with long speeches in them, that must be memorized.
I can't try out for the community theater's version of Steel Magnolias, because I have monologophobia.

If I get the part of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark, then I am sure that my monologophobia will ruin my performance.
by lornagdoon November 7, 2009
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Monoblogger

v.

One who keeps a blog that no one reads.
"Have you read that monobloggers blog about doing the laundry?"

"No."

This is my 15th journal entry, and I have yet to recieve any comments that are not my own. I am such a monoblogger.
by zatyr123 April 9, 2010
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monolog

self-righteous son of a bitch who thinks he has the authority to tell people they're going to hell
by FU November 6, 2004
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monoblogue

A blog, typically made by someone socially disconnected and/or with nothing important to say.
A monoblogue occurs when nobody comments or views said blog.
Consequently, the result is that the blog takes becomes the internet form of a monologue - the creator is talking to themself as nobody else really cares.
A high proportion of blogs are monoblogues. The creators just don't notice, and keep writing about their experiences.
by sarahh(= February 25, 2008
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monologuee

The person or person who is on the receiving end of a monologue.
"That's cool", said Jeff, and he became the monologuee for a speech about actuary tables that lasted for over an hour.
by Tom Carbon OG October 3, 2020
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