Hugger-mugger

Hugger-mugger is unusual as it can be used as both a noun and an adjective.

When used as an adjective it can mean either confused and disorderly or secret and clandestine. As a noun it refers either to disorder and confusion or secrecy or secretive behaviour.

His behaviour is hugger-mugger.
The rally descended into hugger-mugger.

by AKACroatalin March 7, 2019

Turd Monger

A Turd Monger is someone who has reached a state of having to pass a heavy bowel movement. The Turd Monger however, will not immediately relieve him/herself. Instead, they will allow their bowels to continue to expand as their fecal matter increases, resulting in noisomeness, gaseous emissions (commonly referred to as pre-shit farts) to be excreted from their posterior orifice while being within a close proximity of others. These exudations are generally quite robust and are slow to dissipate, thus resulting in a prolonged period of olfactory anguish to the recipients within range.

It's about time that damn Turd Monger Ricky decided to go and unload! Christ, that chair of his must be explosive by now, considering all the gas he's pumped into it.

by Big Ed Moustapha February 24, 2010

Horn Monger

A horn monger is one who usually craves sex or sexual activities. They will frequently grab/touch you!...They are always thinking about how they could "Bone" you. They often talk about there goodies...either it being (for men) There meat and two vegg, their wedding Tackle, their bits in pieces ect... or they might describe them (wemon) as their puppies with pink noses, their tities,or their ta-ta's ect..

Oh My Gosh!!! Karon is such a Horn Monger

by Momma Sita March 8, 2006

love-monger

1. Someone who stands to gain self-respect, happiness or well-being by spreading love in the general population. 2. An often inexperienced individual working to oppose fear/war/hate mongering, who uses unlikely methods to generate good-will, courage and laughter in the general populace. 3. A person willing to accept differences (thoughts, looks, race, sex, creed, class, etc.) in others and still love them.

Even after the atrocities that some politicians and individuals have committed, she still loves them. Not for their acts but for the very essence of their human-ness. What a love-monger!

by peacefulldawn March 1, 2011

mugger magnets

Apple's Earbuds for use in their ipod. In New York and other big cities they are know to alert a mugger that you are in possession of one of these expensive pieces of shit.

I was walkin down 46th jammin out to the jonas brothers and got jacked for my ipod. Those earbuds are like mugger magnets.

by jamesnbk1108 February 8, 2009

Moagerd

(West Coast Scottish) To be completely and utterly (I don't know what I did last night), drunk.

Pronounced: Moe-gerd (the "g" is pronounced like in gobble)

Ah wis moagerd last night pal!
Yer moagerd yah dobber!

Synonyms - shit faced, moagered, fucked, fu', bevvied, smashed, gassed, cunted, bolloxed, pissed, polaxed, shmeeked, reeking, oot yer face, fannied, bawsed, shited, ballsacked, fubar'd, jobbied, hiroshima'd, fucked up, tipsy, drunk

by Gr8 November 7, 2010

Muggeridge

The piece of paper that comes in tubs of chocolates (mainly Roses and Quality Street) which identifies each individual chocolate.

"Would you like a chocolate?"
"Sure, could I see the muggeridge though? I can never remember what the green one is."

by Phixon May 11, 2015