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Moof-Milker

Any person who tries to fix that which is not broken. Usually, they will add unnecessary parts to the thing they are trying to fix, thus overly complicating and then breaking said thing.
Han Solo (in response to the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon not working): Hey! Some moof-milker put a compressor on the ignition line.
by SkubalaHead June 7, 2016
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get micked

A more cultured variation of "get fucked", and can be used in a variety of settings and incidents.

It doesn't even have to make sense when you say it.
by b3yonce October 13, 2021
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Mommy milkers

Fancy kinky word to say breasts, tits, or bobs
Person 1: her mommy milkers big

Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Wanna fuck
by marshalsebf October 10, 2020
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mommy milkers

A word that's typically used to describe extremely large breasts.
Oh baby, that prostitute has a lovely pair of Mommy Milkers
by PinkyInTheBungHole May 31, 2019
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Milkel

Combination of Milk and Nickel (5 cent piece).

When a player bets the minimum bet in a poker game to milk the other players out of another nickel. This is done when a player knows he has the best hand, but doesn't want to bluff the others out of the game. He'd rather get a few more nickels than nothing.

Can be used for bets larger than 5 cents, but a milkel is only a milkel if it is the minimum bet allowed during that game.
"I know a milkel when I see one, I fold".
"I knew he had me beat when he bet that milkel".
"That ain't no milkel, hes bluffin'".
by w.phx.az March 10, 2009
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Benson Milker

A milk chugging competition held at Trevecca Nazarene University.
Guy: Did you go to the Benson Milker?
Girl: Yeah man, they chugged 10 gallons total!
by bensonhallpresident February 13, 2023
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