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Mileyboarded

A form of torture, akin to water-boarding, where a parent is subjected to incessant playing of either the Meet Miley Cyrus Album or Hannah Montana's Best of Both Worlds.
In response to any question asked of her, Candace only squeaks, "Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days. Everybody knows, what, what I'm talkin' 'bout, everybody gets that way." She got Mileyboarded over the weekend on a road trip with her daughter, and her eyes have been glazed over ever since.
by Shiningcity April 16, 2008
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Milf Hunter

A man who carries out the art of slamming woman who have had one or more children.

Not to be confused with the fat wanker with a goatee who bones chicks that are paid and unlikely to actually be mothers, they are just loose as.

A milf hunter is noble in his cause, making sure he only roots milfs, maybe even buying the kiddies a little treat for them being so cool about their mother being spread-eagled.
by macs11 April 22, 2009
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Milf Hunting Ground

This is where you find women of an older age, usually between the age of 35-45 (or if she's still bangin past than who gives a fuck).

Places to go "hunt" for MILFS would be at a Lowe's, Home Depot or at a Little League baseball game.

Make sure you're confident and proud, don' be afraid to flirt or stare at her titties for a bit. Get loose, get happy, get laid.
MILF HUNTING GROUNDS: Home Depot, Little League games, Supermarkets, etc.
by Gmayne94 June 11, 2013
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Miley Ray Cyrus

Singer-actress originally named Destiny Hope Cyrus, in 2008 she changed her legal name to Miley Ray Cyrus. Better known as Miley Cyrus, she became the most famous teenager in America in Disney's Hannah Montana. There she plays Miley Stewart, mild-mannered teen girl, who puts on a blonde wig and transforms into singing superstar Hannah Montana.

But her true transformaton was from Disney Princess into Discordian American Princess after she posed: half naked in a sheet, with her Daddy Billy Ray Cyrus touching her inner thigh, and with a dozen holes in her pants.

Thus she has joined the ranks of other Disney Princesses turned Discordian American Princesses such as Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Jamie Lynn Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Vanessa Anne Hudgens and Zoey Zane.

She supposedly posed in bra and panties and naked with other girls in a bathtub. But those are probably shots of her evil twin, Minnie Rae Cyrus.
OMG! Did I just see Miley Ray Cyrus? I'm so excited I'm having an OMGasm!
by Miley Spears January 24, 2009
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Miley, what's good?

The drag that changed the world. Spoken by mother Onika Tanya Maraj on 8-31-15. This is the drag that saved our generation. Spoken toward Miley Cyrus, Nicki showed us how to truly spill the tea on national television.
"Now back to..this bitch that had a lot to say about me to the press the other day. Miley, what's good?"
by SunshineB October 16, 2015
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Milfer

The Opposite of a Cougar. It is a younger guy who is interested in sleeping with and/or dating older women.
That milfer is totally at it again. This is the third time he has been to the nursing home today and it is definitely not because of the cream corn if you are getting what I am saying...
by DaDreadedOne June 10, 2009
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MILFAFA

Mother I'd Like to Fuck And Fuck Again.

Mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. However, this is goes way beyond that. This woman is so fine, that once just wouldn't be enough.
Dude, she's hotter than just a "MILF", she's a "MILFAFA". One time just wouldn't be enough.
by Mandingo_DeSade September 3, 2010
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