milfelation

Noun. The surprising and previously unknown discovery that one experiences when it becomes clear that older women are in fact fitter and more desirable than younger women.

Patient: "I don't know what to do, doctor. I'm married to a wonderful woman, I've got a great sex life, but every time I see 45 year old Brenda at the office, I get chest pains and need to go to the toilet."

Doctor: "Oh, that's nothing too serious, normal for a chap in his twenties like you. You've obviously had a recent milfelation. Here's a prescription for '40 and Over 40', drop it in at the Fags 'n' Mags shop and you'll be back to normal before you can say ‘Women's Weekly.’"

by Wizards Sleeve May 20, 2005

Milfao

a funny, hot mom you'd like to fuck.

Mom: Hey guys *bend over* who killed soulja boi?
Horny kid: Idk *drool*
Mom: YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! *replace bra*
Horny kid: roffle11!11!11!! *imagine milfao in his bed*

by Olisarus January 23, 2008

Milfage

The age at which a hot mother loses her glorious youth, but retains her sex appeal.

No way, she's over 40! She must've hit her milfage!

by mmmBooty June 15, 2008

Milfalicious

When a mom is so incredibly hot that you need an even stronger word to describe it that word is milfalicious

Dang bro coles mom is lookin milfalicious

by Jonah pap May 30, 2021

milfeltoe

MILF + Cameltoe = Milfeltoe

Middle aged women in Yoga pants rock some serious milfeltoe

by bobdowCA February 23, 2012

milflennial

A compliment for your girlfriend when she suddenly realize that she is both a MILF and a Millennial.

Me: "Hey babe... you'r not getting old... you'r still a milflennial!"
Her: "Ok Boomer"

by ElCapitanBooty November 12, 2019

Milkalating

When the rip is just that fat, it’s milkalating.

“OMG IT’S MILKALATING”

by RAD-MBO October 12, 2020