milfatorium

A social scene filled with MILFs

The Coral Tree Cafe in Brentwood, Los Angeles is a milfatorium.

by forkalsrud June 2, 2007

milfadelic

1. Being attracted to MILFs rather than regular young chicks who can't throw a decent blowjob and still confuse a casual encounter with commitment.

2. Having the perpetual fortune/misfortune (depending on your tastes) of being MILF bait.

3. A perfectly acceptable thing to mutter at the PTA conference.

1. Shit, he can't keep his hands off the childbearing pussy. Milfadelic, man.

2. That kid is so milfadelic he's gotta fight the AARP crowd offa' hisownself with a stick.

3. Both our daughters are in the third grade together. Did I mention you are completely milfadelic? :::ducks:::

by Abdallah Price May 9, 2010

Milfates

MILFs who do Pilates. Considerably hotter than regular MILFs.

Joe: I love my Gym - it is filled with Milfates!
Don: Whoa man. that is amazing

by thisismynewname October 7, 2011

milf mouth

When a Milf possesses the type of lips and mouth that are extremely suitable for sucking multiple cocks and swallowing large quantities of cum.

Celine Dion has such a nice Milf Mouth.

by Gary Esqe May 26, 2016

Busty Milf

A Busty milf is one that is in her mid 30s, isnt a skinny milf, or fat. but one that has nice curves.

Damn, the palce where I work has this Busty Milf. Im asking for extra hours.

by OL1V3R.sco October 7, 2008

milfilicious

A hot,tasty MILF(mom I'd like to f ck) is said to be Milfilicious.

My friends mother is in her late forties but looks Milfilicious to me.

by droby December 21, 2009

milfbread

Bread that has aged past it's best-before/expiration date but still tastes fresh

Person 1: Dude, isn't that bread like a month past the expiration date?

Person 2: No worries, this is milfbread

by pandabearguy October 19, 2009