by Midasiscoolasf December 7, 2019
Get the Midas mug.A state-of-being, when, literally, EVERYTHING you touch turns to shit. The more important the thing is, the bigger pile of shit it becomes. There is nothing to be done to reverse this condition except time. Generally doesn't last more than 24 hours. It can also be used to refer to a general trend regarding your state-of-being, not just a single incident. (Like having a bad hair day, this would be a Reverse Midas Touch Day)
You've decided it's time to tell the person you've been dating that you love them. The perfect moment arrives, your faces are close, you smile and say, "I love you so much _______" (insert the name, not of your lover but of your ex - who they know) The look on their face says it all. Your first time sharing your soul with your lover, and it's not just bad, it's total shit. You stammer out an apology, and insert the name of your ex AGAIN, instead of saying their name. A true Reverse Midas Touch Moment. In your attempt to make this moment perfect, your anxiety to do so got the better of you causing you to totally fuck it up. hoisted by your own petard Instead of it being the beautiful moment you wished for, you find yourself going to hell in a hand basket
by WuWu LaFong September 1, 2013
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by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011
Get the Virgin Megastore mug.megasweet |ˈmegəswēt
Def.
adjective
1. (Of person, place, thing, sound, or taste) Having the characteristic of being vastly appealing
2. Used as a phrase for emotional emphasis in various phrases and exclamations.
noun
1. A talented artist who uses "MegaSweet" as a pseudonym and creates art for the My Little Pony: FiM Community.
Def.
adjective
1. (Of person, place, thing, sound, or taste) Having the characteristic of being vastly appealing
2. Used as a phrase for emotional emphasis in various phrases and exclamations.
noun
1. A talented artist who uses "MegaSweet" as a pseudonym and creates art for the My Little Pony: FiM Community.
Examples
1.
Jackie: Bitch, come taste this soup.
Sin: Fuck that soup, get me something megasweet.
2.
Jackie: That hooker you bought me had the itch.
Sin: Megasweet.
noun
1.
Jackie: Hey bro, did you check out that new shit MegaSweet dished out yesterday?
Sin: Fuck yeah man, I've been ready and waiting all week with my pants off.
1.
Jackie: Bitch, come taste this soup.
Sin: Fuck that soup, get me something megasweet.
2.
Jackie: That hooker you bought me had the itch.
Sin: Megasweet.
noun
1.
Jackie: Hey bro, did you check out that new shit MegaSweet dished out yesterday?
Sin: Fuck yeah man, I've been ready and waiting all week with my pants off.
by Jackie Sin June 15, 2011
Get the MegaSweet mug.by Beebster December 15, 2007
Get the miasmically mug.1. A gay dinosaur.
2. A dinosaur that takes it from all the other stronger dinosaurs and has a "mega-soar-ass"
2. A dinosaur that takes it from all the other stronger dinosaurs and has a "mega-soar-ass"
Look at the triceratops get pushed around by all those other dinosaurs at the watering-hole like some kind of megasoarass.
by lingerer(smw) April 15, 2009
Get the Megasoarass mug.An alternative unit of measurement wherein a sparkly glittery sequin, most likely found on a figure skater/hipster, can be used to describe distance or awesomeness.
The formula for conversion follows:
10^6 sequins = 1 megasequin
10^-6 sequins = 1 microsequin
*a sequin is one unit of fabulousness/length
The formula for conversion follows:
10^6 sequins = 1 megasequin
10^-6 sequins = 1 microsequin
*a sequin is one unit of fabulousness/length
Kim and Brent combine raw power with grace and artistry in a sport where success or failure is measured in microsequins.
Though 30,000,000 megasequins apart, you are still close to my heart!
The band was about 42 megasequins better than the opening act.
Though 30,000,000 megasequins apart, you are still close to my heart!
The band was about 42 megasequins better than the opening act.
by skaterbabe December 4, 2010
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