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Messiah College

The only fun thing to do in this town of less than 3,000 people ( 2,900 of which attend messiah) is leave it. If you're looking for cultural diversity look elsewhere - the only two black people that attend this school are on the front page of our admissions pamphlet. At this small central PA school... athletics dominate the social atmosphere. If you're not an athlete or an athletic supporter, you're a nobody. If you slack on church attendance there's no doubt that you will one day find yourself at the cafateria on a sunday morning in your pajamas taking the lottie walk of shame.If you're looking to get married before you're legally able to drink, you've found the right college for you. Between the wide selection of good looking people and the engaged couples counseling emails recieved by the entire campus weekly, you're bound to have a ring by spring. If you're looking to party.. you're in luck, there's a anonymous partying crew somewhere on campus consisting of the same 20 people. Despite these shortcomings, the campus is gorgeous and so are a lot of the people.
"you're on the soccer team and you're on the worship team?lets just get married-right now- hurry, before i graduate from Messiah College!"
by jaycat February 11, 2006
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messiah zepeda

Alexis : Aye you’re being a messiah zepeda
Jared : flip you I’m no bootyhole
by whatislifeoof June 5, 2018
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Messiah Surprise

A moment in which Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and catches them off guard because He should be dead.
Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and is like, “Yo, what’s up? I’m here. Did you guys think I wasn’t going to raise from the dead? Messiah surprise!”
by English Major April 19, 2020
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MESSIAH band

MESSIAH is a band from Columbus, Ohio commonly known for playing as well as they do on their recordings, live!
Arising in their horrible music scene in late 2008 and early 2009, they took over the metal/death core wheel quicker than any other.

At first the road was bumpy for the boys;The band was constantly losing and swapping members out.When the band first came into the music scene their members were very familiar and also very popular.In the early days the band featured a former player/song writer of The Crimson Armada(MetalBlade Records), Kyle Barrington.

Later down the road they were put to a sudden hiatus.

Members spoke and the hiatus was done.MESSIAH was back with fresh members!Still struggling to keep members though, MESSIAH was on the edge.

In the early summer days of 2009 they parted ways with their second vocalist Nick Davis, and then added their current bassist, Andrew White.

Since the change the band has stayed steady and keeps climbing the metal ladder!

They are without a doubt the best metal/deathcore band in Columbus, Ohio.
Tell me why they aren't signed?
www.myspace.com/messiahband614
by METALmAfIa January 26, 2010
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Messiah College

Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n' Roll sanctioned in the name of Jesus Christ. Unless you actually go to chapels...
You can be smashed on both Jesus and alcohol if you go to Messiah College. Amen!
by Mr. 12 September 5, 2008
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Messiah Complex

In slang, a person who seems to think they are better than everyone else, or that they are God's gift to Earth. Basically a term for people who are up themselves.

It comes from real self-image where an individual believes himself to be the saviour of a group, time period, or in an extreme case, the world. Adolf Hitler suffered a Messiah complex.
Dear God, you have such a Messiah Complex, John.
by xbringmoreknives. August 24, 2008
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Messiah College

A Christian College outside of Harrisburg. Messiah is "diverse" in the fact that they have a few minorities. Messiah College is a place for community. This statement boils down to two words, COMMUNITY COLLEGE. Messiah builds community in their dorms, classrooms, and classes. From the community covenant to the community unit on CCC, students are surrounded by community. Did I mention that Messiah College is big on community?
Messiah College's Community Covenant, Created and Called for Community at Messiah College, Worship Crommunity at Messiah College, Community Service through Messiah College, Grantham Community Garden at Messiah College
by livin in community March 24, 2010
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