merp

A combination of "derp" and "mep" used to describe an awkward silence created by someone doing or saying something stupid.

Teacher: "Are you sleeping?"
Student 1: "No, there's a bug in my eye and I'm trying to suffocate him."
Student 2: "Merp?"

by Derpin Bird June 5, 2011

merp

excitement, nervousness, shock.

"Hi Krista." merp!

by merp10 December 2, 2009

Merp

Ejaculation.

Used only for comedy purposes. Never used to announce actual ejaculation.

Inspired by Jersey Shore, and then takin to a whole nother level.

Opposite of Derp.

Some hot cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Merp"

Some hotter cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Double Merp"

Grade-A milf cheeks walk by.
Jake actually merped his pants.
Jake: "I got to go to the bathroom"

by ShredGnarShark July 5, 2012

MERP

My Erect Ready Penis. Can be used as a way to seduce the person you want to stick your penis in.

"Hey, MERP is ready for you whenever you want. "

by Crossssss March 10, 2017

MERP

Can refer to the 2002 Lord of the Rings role-playing game (Middle-Earth Role Playing)

A-"I really want to play D&D but want the setting to be in Middle-Earth!"
B-"Then why don't we play MERP?!"

by Vorsicon May 11, 2015

Merp

The word one would use instead of saying "sex".

Adam and Heather Merped in the bathtub.

by mandy25marks December 12, 2012

Merp

A sound where a fake laugh is made.

X: WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

what others hear

Me: merp merp merp merp merp

X: HEY I DONT SOUND LIKE THAT!

me: MERP MERP MERP MERP MERP!

by xiaou213409 November 21, 2013