Moss Covered Hatchet Wound

An extremely sloppy vagina.

I was gonna go down on the bitch but that vag was a moss covered hatchet wound.

by Juan de los Toros February 19, 2003

McBoss

The combination of 3 dollar menu items from McDonalds to make 1 ultimate sandwich. The 3 items include a McChicken, a McDouble, and value fries.

How To Make:
Lay the fries in a row on both sides of the chicken in the McChicken. Next you split the McDouble in half from the patties. You then stick the whole McChiken (which now has fries on it) inbetween the two patties.

Order From Top to Bottom:
Bun
Patty
Bun
Fries
Chicken
Fries
Bun
Patty
Bun

In short it is a McDank with value fries on both sides of the chicken.

I used to eat McDanks, until I tried a McBoss.

by Dustin the Ninja September 5, 2011

Mossbian

Fangirls who would totally go lesbian for singer Alison Mosshart. And want to marry her. And think she's the most wonderful person on earth.

Guy: Hey Alison is soooo talented... and she's hot, too!

Mossbian: Hey! That's my wife you're talking about, you jerk!

by ILoveTheThirdMan October 29, 2011

Mossberg

Company who produces fine weapons, specializing in shotguns.

Alex: I feel sorry for the guy who breaks into my house
Chris: why?
Alex: Because my Mossberg M500 will leave a gap between his kidneys.

by Alex Hatchock July 19, 2005

Randy Moss

1. One of the best receivers to ever play in the NFL.

2. Very high quality marijuana. It does not actually have to resemble the squishy plant found on trees.

1. Glitter, glisten, gloss, floss
I catch a beat running like Randy Moss -Killer Mike, The Whole World

2. We need to pull a Belichick and get us some of that Randy Moss.

by J. Willis March 27, 2008

mossie

(Australian Slang)

A Mosquito.

pl. 'mossies'

"What's up jake?"
"I just got bitten by a mossie."

by Bob Hu January 8, 2004

Moss Boggin

Anal intercourse with an anus lacking cleanliness and a pleasing appearance. Hair, lint, and dingle berries are usually present as well as an offensive odor. Upon retraction from the anus one will usually find trace amounts of Peat Moss on their penis.

Man, last night I was feeding it to The Fat Smelly Girl. I was balls deep, Moss Boggin for hours....It was Filthy.

by G-T-G-Benny June 9, 2011