maximum loadage

when you truly believe something wieghs way to much.and wants to get on an elevater with you or in your car..elephants ..fat chicks ...wrecking balls,,,

that fat chick wanted a ride in my car but she exeeded the maximum loadage paramiters of this vehicles specs....

by last star fighter August 31, 2007

Maximum overviolence

Ultraviolence so manly and extreme that it's beyond comprehension.

100 quintillion things got murdered once Genocide Man engaged in maximum overviolence

by bopster36 September 17, 2022

Maximum Burnout

Catchy nickname for the People's Party of Canada founder Maxime Bernier.

Did you guys vote for Maximum Burnout in the last election?

by Cowman133 August 10, 2020

Maximum Attack

To drive a rally car to its absolute limits. Traditionally used by Scandinavian car drivers whose first language isn't english to describe that they are driving as fast as they can, holding nothing back. Made popular recently by Canadian Rally Championship driver Sylvain Erickson.

"If Antoine is going to beat us by lots, then I will kiss his feet, because it was Maximum Attack." -Sylvain Erickson

by adam4kq July 21, 2009

Maximum Rizz

In a way of explaining a person gets ALL bitches.

Jake: Ayo broooooooo, you got MAXIMUM rizz

Rick Astley: Fr fr

by IMMA SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST December 8, 2022

maximum potato

a phrase used by fuckboys whose preferred methods of flirting are repeatedly poking you on facebook and sending uninvited winky faces

fuckboy: "my cuddle function is set to maximum potato"

by narwhalmegan March 2, 2015

Maximum Overbone

When a man has a massive erection.

It wasn't until she was completely naked that I reached Maximum Overbone.

by gbrown December 1, 2009