Matteo Renzi

That Italian ni🅱🅱a whose also a M E G A G A Y politician that governed Italy back in 2014.

Guy: Hey ur mom gay
I, an intellectual: no Matteo Renzi's mom gay lol
Guy: I agree *dies*

by L A R G E D U C C 8 9 March 19, 2018

matteo's gpu

this will never come as he is retarded

Anyone: "matteo when is your gpu coming?" Matteo's gpu=shit
Matteo: "I'm $800 down this is awful"
Anyone: "hasn't it been three months?"
Matteo: "Fuck off"

by Matteo's magic gpu November 10, 2021

Matteo Riddle

Matteo Riddle is Tom Riddle'a brother. He is hot as fuck and possessive.

Matteo Riddle, it's a name so you use it as...a name.

by dracoriddle_ March 6, 2022

Matteo moment

When someone says something ironic and stupid.

"He called me dumb yet it was clear everyone disagreed with him."
"Matteo moment"

by anonymous May 22, 2021

Matteo Montesi

A famous Italian preacher
he talks about God and the end of the world
associating stories from the bible with conspiracy theories
he claims that God, angels and demons are aliens who live in spaceships known as "Glorie"
that repitlians exist and are clones of fallen angels
and that Jesus is our solar system's sun

Matteo Montesi is sooooo weird!

by Ohrtheon Luxfulgor September 22, 2018

Matteo Carlos Sammut Belli

A handsome and knowledgeable individual usually know for being charismatic and happy go lucky. He loves everything to do with Liverpool and Football in general. His catchphrase is "Fu#k Miss Savage "

Matteo Carlos Sammut Belli is God

by sobbgolbd February 28, 2020

Matteo Zimmerman

a German name for a decent, nice, if slightly 'ackward' kid that you'll discover when he becomes your locker buddy. He'll look you up in his old yearbook because he won't believe that you're not a new student. You, being his amazing locker buddy, will constantly beat him in the locker-opening challenges you'll frequently have. Be happy that you know a Matteo Zimmerman, because they're awesome.

No way, Matteo Zimmerman, I beat you in opening my locker

by amazinglockerbuddy January 17, 2011