maria and matteo

couple which go out everz week on is islandisch and one is finnish

maria and matteo are killing people

by you know who 2 April 5, 2017

Matteo Riddle

Matteo Riddle is Tom Riddle'a brother. He is hot as fuck and possessive.

Matteo Riddle, it's a name so you use it as...a name.

by dracoriddle_ March 6, 2022

matteo's gpu

this will never come as he is retarded

Anyone: "matteo when is your gpu coming?" Matteo's gpu=shit
Matteo: "I'm $800 down this is awful"
Anyone: "hasn't it been three months?"
Matteo: "Fuck off"

by Matteo's magic gpu November 10, 2021

Matteo moment

When someone says something ironic and stupid.

"He called me dumb yet it was clear everyone disagreed with him."
"Matteo moment"

by anonymous May 22, 2021

Matteo Montesi

A famous Italian preacher
he talks about God and the end of the world
associating stories from the bible with conspiracy theories
he claims that God, angels and demons are aliens who live in spaceships known as "Glorie"
that repitlians exist and are clones of fallen angels
and that Jesus is our solar system's sun

Matteo Montesi is sooooo weird!

by Ohrtheon Luxfulgor September 22, 2018

Matteo Carlos Sammut Belli

A handsome and knowledgeable individual usually know for being charismatic and happy go lucky. He loves everything to do with Liverpool and Football in general. His catchphrase is "Fu#k Miss Savage "

Matteo Carlos Sammut Belli is God

by sobbgolbd February 28, 2020

matteo and aya

the best couple ever. they poop and pee together on a call. they deepthroat bananas and fart together. they have lots of esex. they like pasta and bombs. they go baby clothes shopping.

aya: im cold
matteo: you ever thought of making a pill that colors your poop so when you poop you poop different colors
aya: i love you

matteo and aya

by cumtainer February 24, 2024