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Master Bator

A Master Bator is somebody who, because of the sheer number of times they have masturbated (choked the chicken, administered corporal punishment to a primate {spanked the monkey}, jacked off, beat off, jerked off, beat their meat, whacked off, played pocket pool, wanked off, etc.), has become an expert at it -- a true master masturbator (or Master Bator).

Works better when written or typed vs. when spoken.
Hozay hasn't gotten any tail in such a long time that he's become a true-to-life Master Bator!!!
by Telephony August 22, 2012
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master guns

1) Also known as "he who bringith the shit upon ye", the master guns usually likes to go around during the day and point out what you or your Marines are doing wrong and/or what you should be doing.

This individual instills a sence of fear in all who are lower ranking to him/her.

2) Marine Corps abbreviation for: Master Gunnery Sergeant (E-9).
LCpl Slacks-a-lot: "Oh shit, turn off that movie! Here comes the master guns!"
by BROSKEW May 27, 2009
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Master Syko

Stage name of Oliver (Oli) Sykes when he was in the rap group WOMB 2 DA TOMB.
Also known as "Grand Master Syko"
He dropped the name after WOMB 2 DA TOMB ended.

Only a true Oli fan would know him as Master Syko.
poser kid: 0MG oli sykes is AMAZINGGG. BMTH = <333
real bmth fan: wow. you wouldnt know oli if he walked right past you. i bet you dont even know who Master Syko is.
poser kid: *sigh*
by Chelsea Challenge March 15, 2009
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Master of Reality

Kick ass Black Sabbath album!

Featuring hits like Sweet Leaf, Children of the Grave, Lord of this World, and Into the Void.
by The Hell would I know? October 8, 2004
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Master Chief Syndrome

An often overused antic in modern culture where one man (or small group) face incredibly overwhelming odds and win. Generally only met with "dude" and "sick" from bro's and frat boys, and met with chargin from people with brains.
"Dude Master Chief just jumped out of a space ship and blew up that other ship. Then he single handedly killed 4.5 million aliens with his bare hands... sick."

"That end fight in Saving Private Ryan was such an obvious case of Master Chief Syndrome I'm suprised anyone can keep a straight face."
by Jackel_623 February 1, 2010
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master of the custodial art

The 'real' name of a janitor.
I am a master of the custodial art.
Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it.
by PaD May 13, 2005
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Master Troll

Th kind of a troll that common net-trolls cannot out-troll in forums. Genuinely smart, a Master Troll is commonly the *most* clever of trolls who usually leaves other net-trolls and innocent preys mentally beat up ain frustration or even anger.

Unlike common net-trolls, Master Trolls are at times a friend to many. He seldom or even never puts himself under the threads of others to seek attention. He usually starts his own "troll thread" as a venue, with the capacity to lure other trolls and counter trolls for a challenge which triggers their hunger for revenge in a battle of wits.
a Master Troll (MT) writes a troll topic/thread...

-- gets replies...

regular visitor: @MT you don't make sense.. ideas ideas... ,
troll1: @MT GFYS ##$$#!!%& and @regular visitor **&@&*@
troll2: @MT you know nothing! I am the best $^^%&&#& piece of S%%&
angry visitor: @MT $$* --- and long narrative reply slams slams
counter troll: dont mind @MT he's as stupid as he can be
netopath: @MT I own you, I'll report you with your IP etc....

MT: thanks @troll1, any more snacks for me?
<troll1 leaves>

MT: @troll2, define "dim"
<troll2 get's caught thinking and distracted retaliates>
<MT treats troll2 like troll1 but repeatedly shows how short troll2 is>
<other readers understand's MT and bashes troll2>
<troll2 leaves and promises vengeance>

MT: @angry - you know i'm right here are point a,b,c as proof. Thoughts?
<angry visitor leaves>

MT: @counter what's your proof?
<@counter sometimes exchange replies but runs out of arguments, get's caught and leaves>

MT: @netopath deny it or not, I'm your Master... ready your toungue, here's my butt.
<netopath replies - nah... I own you, till we meet again &$$ #0l3>
<netopath leaves eyeing for a next vengeance>

MT: @regular visitor - ideas, ideas, ideas ...
(discussion or trolling continues)

Master Troll says... :-)
by ChaosOrder April 15, 2013
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