massive cumshot

An ejaculation of semen that is abnormally large in volume, distance or the number of spurts.
Dude, I so gave Michelle a massive cumshot last night. It would've been at least a shot glass full, six feet in length and twelve spurts.
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massive shit

A shit found in a public men's room that is so massive it spans the entire width of the toilet bowl and cannot be flushed unless broken into pieces with a shit stick
Oh my God! This massive shit was in the toilet. There was no way to flush it unless I smashed it with a shit stick!
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Taking a massive

A phrase used to describe an extreme dump
Where were you?

Sorry my g I was taking a massive
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massively molested

Massively molestedmeans to get

molest someone out of pure hatred and lust
me: did you hear that joe got massively molested I wonder what that mean

Friend: it’s when you molest someone out of pure hatred
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massive attack

Musical sound system coming from Bristol, UK. Founding memebers include 3D, Daddy G, and Mushroom. Massive Attack's use of many different styles of music including, but not limited to, Rap, Electronic, Jazz, and Rock, give them a unique sound, though, they are mainly categorized under the trip hop genre, and are thought to be the pioneering group of it.

Similar artists: Portishead, Tricky, Bjork, Sneaker Pimps, Goldfrapp, Hooverphonic, Radiohead, Morcheeba
Massive Attack currently has 4 LPs released; Blue Lines, Protection, Mezzanine, and 100th Window.
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Massive Dump

A big dump, larger then usual. It takes a while but it all ends well
That was one hell of a massive dump I just took..eeww look at that!
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Massive Cock

it’s when someone has a giant foot long penis in between their legs
“inallexx has a massive cock
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