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RUN AWAY FROM MASSACHUSETTS, BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
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The only state where its Antarctica in the winter and Africa in the summer.
Massachusetts weather is a curse but also a blessing.
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Massachusetts

Massachusetts, officially the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, is the 2nd largest state in New England by size and 44th in the country. It is home to both the Boston Red Sox and New England Patriots. It has several beautiful cities such as Boston, Springfield, Chicopee, and Worcester. It's official nickname is the bay state do to it's main bay, Cape Cod. It was one of the original thirteen colonies and was the 6th state to join the union in 1788. It was the 1st state to abolish slavery in 1783, followed by Connecticut the very next year in 1784. Statistically it is the smartest state in the United States. Maine used to be a part of Massachusetts but was released as a independent state in 1820. Although it saw no action during the civil war, it supplied the union with weapons, food, ammunition, and men. Massachusetts gets all four seasons, which means hot Summers and cold Winters. Basketball was invented in Springfield
Person 1: Oh you live in Massachusetts.
Person 2: Yeah it's pretty nice here.
Person 1: I wish I lived there.
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Person 1: Hey, have you seen the weather down in Massachusetts recently??
Person 2: Yeah, I live here and I wish I didn't.
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Middle of no-where that nobody gives a fuck about, yet everyone there thinks that they are somehow important
"That Rachel girl is such a Mary Sue but, it makes sense because she's from massachusetts.
by The Homeless One May 8, 2023
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Massachusetts wrecking ball

A dingleberry (small piece of poop) stuck in one's pubes.
"How.. HOW DID HE HAVE A DINGLEBERRY IN THE FRONT?!"

"The ol, Massachusetts wrecking ball"
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Massachusetts Left

While stopped at an intersection, A Massachusetts Left is the act of quickly taking a left as soon as the light turns green, in order to avoid having to wait for the line of cars heading your way to pass.
I was in a hurry, so I pulled a quick Massachusetts Left as soon as the light turned green.
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