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Manual Tendo

When you take control of your goalie in any sport game and make a great save. You are then given the option to scream Manual Tendo as loud as you can after making the save.
by ZnYp3 October 20, 2009
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manual hysterectomy

The removal of a uterus with one's hands. Inverse of Sub Zero's spin rip fatality, when one goes through the vagina to rip the uterus out. Much simpler when one is dealing with a vastgina
by dantastic danomite October 25, 2009
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manual snoozing

when you completely turn off your alarm clock and tell yourself that you'll get out of bed in a minute, hoping that you don't fall back asleep and end up late for work or school.
I turned off my alarm clock and ended up manual snoozing until 6:55, so I didn't have time to shower before work.
by Jay Kizzle January 23, 2011
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manual flatulence

The act of releasing air through ones anus by first creating a vacuum in the colon and then releasing said air.
When Rebecca said "I love you" first, Mark realized that manual flatulence was the only action that could save him from taking the situation seriously.
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manual rocket launcher

when you nut in a girls mouth and clothesline her causing the jizz to shoot across the room and splat on the wall.
tom:hey bill did you bone last night?
bill:yeah man i made her do the manual rocket launcher
tom:hell yeah! did you hit the window and make it look like a bird shitted on the window?
by beansoup23 June 5, 2018
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Manual Tax

The obligatory price hike, often at least a grand, on any used vehicle which has a manual transmission.
Guy 1: "So I'm thinking of selling my old Mitsubishi Sigma wagon. Been parked a while, I don't even know if it still runs."
Guy 2: "Auto or Manual?"
Guy 1: "Uh, manual. Why?"
Guy 2: "Put it on an auction site and start the bidding at a thousand. Manual Tax."
by jalap3nïs January 12, 2021
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Manual Sanchez

The Manual Sanchez is a prank created with the computer geek in mind. It consists of coming up behind someone concentrating on the screen, scratching your own butt crack and wiping it on his/her upper lip hence creating a stink mustache that he will have to carry around for a while. Usually reserved for the closest friends or the worst enemies.
I just wiped my shitty finger under Ramy's nose...we'll call this one the Manual Sanchez!
by Reeeeno! September 11, 2006
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