Majestic Unicorn

A mythical creature, often used in fantasy literature. Majestic unicorns are most commonly white and sparkly, with a large, phallic-like horn. Some have wings, although this particular breed is much more uncommon. All majestic unicorns are asexual; they have no reproductive organs and are conceived through sparkles, fairy dust and the dreams of small children.

I wish I had a majestic unicorn, but, I'm not a small child, and they are asexual, so I will never have one.

by iluvunicrns February 21, 2014

majesticvsp

an amazing editor who deserves her followers and more she had done some mistakes but y’all just focus on the big famous ppl it doesn’t matter when it’s a small creator

majesticvsp is so talented

by dameliqsaep May 14, 2021

magestical

to be so majestic that one can be compared to a unicorn stuck in an Indian's body.

"I'm pretty sure that Indian guy Sid is magestical. I don't think he can ever die, 'cause I'm pretty sure he's actually a unicorn."

by Thor, the Mighty June 17, 2013

Majesticity

A pronoun used to describe the greatness of ones beard; pertaining to ones B.M.U. or "Beard Majesticity Unit". B.M.U.'s are the proper rating scale for the majesticity of ones beard. Ranging from 1-20. 20 topping the Majesticity scale. Attributes of B.M.U.'s include but are not limited to, opaqueness or fullness of ones beard, lusciousness, softness, artistry, color, depth, and most importantly, "Majesticity".

Upon examination of Jesus Christ's beard, one would not hesitate to rate it as a Solid 20.. it is full, full enough to hold up the sins of man, a beautiful amber color, luscious like caramel. He has chosen a risque post modern classic style which suits him quite well and the majesticity is unmatched. It is regale, profound, unrivaled It is as the Doubtful Sound.

by Trunner86 November 10, 2014

Majesticvsp

an overrated editor on tiktok. very rude and barely interacts with her “supporters”. there are many other editors that deserve the platform she has more than her.

“majesticvsp is my favorite editor”
bitch shut yo ass up .

by everyoneasfff May 17, 2021

majesticles

Testicles that are majestic; an admiarable sack

Whan i saw his majesticles i was like "Damn!"

by Brittny Lucero May 20, 2008

Magesticles

Noun - /məˈjestək(ə)lz/ - Two oval organs in men and other male mammals, which which produce sperm and have or show impressive beauty or dignity.
i.e. Magical Testicles

Magesticles - Noun - /məˈjestək(ə)lz/ - Two oval organs in men and other male mammals, which which produce sperm and have or show impressive beauty or dignity.
i.e. Magical Testicles

by DrSKooT September 13, 2016