M.I.A.

Missing In Action.
Also a serious of Chuck Norris movies during Vietnam.

The air crew was declared M.I.A. after their plane was shot down in the jungle.

by Random Rogue December 28, 2005

M.I.L.D.

"mother i'd like to date."

a hot mother that is more than just a MILF (mother i'd like to f***).

''dude that woman is a total m.i.l.d.''

"idk man, i think she's just a m.i.l.f."

by Duder1234 March 17, 2010

M.I.L.F

Midgets International Liberation Front:A secret organization founded in the depths of the oriuela costa in spain by a former midget who could no longer stand for the discrimination against midgets!, working to eventually destroy texas and bring back a world without jews...or whites...or blacks....or anyone over 4ft tall. There plans arfe coming true and we shall all perish.

M.I.L.F is coming run for your lives

I think he`s in M.I.L.F
M.I.L.F scares me

by Milfmasta January 21, 2009

M.I.L.F

Mother-In-Law Free

So glad my divorce is final. At last I'm M.I.L.F!

by paybacksabitchisgone June 1, 2011

M.I.O.T.T.

Stands for moronic, immature, obsessive, teenage twats. Girls/Guys who are under the illusion they have a chance with a celebrity. A teeny bopper. An ugly, dorky kid who gets angry at any joke thrown at his/her favorite celebrity.

Girls who get upset over people calling Elijah Wood gay are stupid miotts.

by Herenya August 24, 2004

M.I.G.

It stands for "Mind In the Gutter"
When you hear something even the tinyest bit of perverted you say MIG.

Tyler: "Oh my gawd! That math test was so hard!"
Connor: "M.I.G."

by looselips_sinkships March 11, 2009

M.I.C.

(tech jargon) An acronym standing for "Made In China" use to describe poor manufactured textiles, automobiles, parts or anything that is considered to be defective. Colloquial use by those in the Southeastern United States following the recall of several Made in China products, tooth paste, toys, etc. Often use to describe a person that is considered as "defective" with one or more personality flaws, e.g., someone that is unable to get along with others. It should be noted that the acronym is pronouced like the word "mike" and not like the derogatory term used to describe someone of Irish ethnicity.

Damn, John, your car won't start again. I told you not to buy the M.I.C. car.
John's M.I.C. personality really wins him the Asshole of the Year Award.
Man, this hamburger really blows. I bet it's a M.I.C.

by Roland_07 September 27, 2007