lying for jesus

Definition: when Christians deliberately spread misinformation, disinformation, propaganda, specious arguments, lies in order to further legitimize their religion or bring people to jesus.

"The Creation Museum is lying for jesus when they show that dinosaurs walked on earth with humans."

The Discovery Institute, Answers in Genesis, Creation Museum

by i.am.aerie July 11, 2010

living in sin

1.) When a man and woman, involved in an intimate sexual relationship, permanently live together but aren't married.

2.) A hit single by Bon Jovi in 1989.

1.) Bill and Susie are living in sin...they've been living together and having sex but aren't married

2.) "I call it love, they call it living in sin"

by acb November 27, 2006

scare the living shit out of

To startle or spook somebody.

My brother likes to scare the living shit out of me by hiding behind doors and jumping out when I least expect it.

by MsTits June 24, 2016

Lying Whore

A woman who lies about everything from her weight to what she did during the day. A whore who spreads her legs or ass for 5 minutes of feeling Needed even though the guys putting their dicks in her arent into her but they only are using her HOLES.A woman how breaks her marraige vows. A woman how thinks its ok to want another woman's man and thinks SEX will help her take it. A woman how lies about things in order to get attention. A woman who actually thinks she can justify her LIES as someone else faults

Several lying whores I have met in life are this whore. But Jennifer Warnick takes the award for lying whore

by I'm Lovin it November 1, 2010

living amish

Having to spend a certain amount of time without any luxury items(TV, computer, music, etc...) or other extended privileges like hanging out with friends.

Always applies to children when they are grounded by their parents.

Derived from the lifestyle and/or religion of amish people.

I made five F's on my report card and my mama told me I would be living amish for a month.

by Greg Albanese February 15, 2005

living off a Shaq salary

A high salary for a guy who get's paid for standing around.

Man#1: "That guy is just standing there in a suit and tie."

Man#2: "He sure looks important though, bet he's living off a Shaq salary."

Living examples: Bodybuilders

Models

Shaquille O'Neal

Politicians

by Teller of how it's is April 22, 2011

living out of the basket

When you first get your laundry back from the wash, and it is in a basket. You are too lazy to put the laundry away so you keep it in the basket. Whenever you need a shirt or something you take it directly from the basket.

Dude you gotta stop living out of the basket, and put ur stuff away!

by classicrocklover April 26, 2011