lunchmeat

What you feel like after a hrad night of partying.

Chris felt like a pound of lunchmeat after last night's party.

by sickness July 5, 2005

lunchmeating

acting like a lunchmeat
eg, talking loudly on cell phone about stupid, pointless shit, or just acting like a dumb ditz

Look at all those idiot girls lunchmeating across the restaurant.. we're nearly 50 feet away, and I can STILL hear their retarded laughter.

by andy M April 2, 2004

Lunchmeat

Anyone Who is Someones Bitch in prison.

When Liam got busted, we all thought he was lunchmeat.

by Uncle Joe July 31, 2003

Lunchmeat

Aka "L-Meat", this lovable hobbit enjoys leading his brothers on wild adventures.

-Lunchmeat took full responsibility for the ticket booth, so I pissed in the corner.

by pledge prez March 8, 2005

funchtime brains

Getting head from a girl who is under the table, during lunch time in a cafeteria.

Wow, lunch period is WAY better whenever I get funchtime brains

by djm39 May 9, 2008

Lunchmeat

A condition in which one is possessive of an upscale sense of humor. Often a Lunchmeat will totally baffle the opposing party instead of making them laugh.

I would totally laugh if I had any idea what you just said. You're a total lunchmeat.

by Snausage April 2, 2005

lunchmeat

What one could call "over used" Female genitalia.
Or in somecases a Hobbit who has an irresistible urge to eat a Black Angus Heisman Trophy...

1.) Damn man, she's like lunchmeat.
2.) Quickly make that Black Angus Heisman Trophy, the Lunchmeat is hungry.

by Angus April 5, 2005