Lumps

Big, steroid riddled hard men.

e.g. I need to hire a couple of lumps to work on the doors in my club

by EllisC February 10, 2009

Lump

A word used to replace any word in any sentence.

"I lump you"
"Go lump yourself"
"That lady is lumpy"

by metallicmagic1989 June 21, 2006

lump lump

a large vehicle, usually in the form of a bus or large van, filled with people with little brains, little age, or little drivers license and car.

look at all those poor people waiting for the lump lump! Too bad they don't have a car. :(

by Robyn (created by beanerino, lanerz, and G-Dawg, too) September 5, 2004

lump

(1) Little Ugly Midget Penis or a really small penis.

(2) A guy who thinks he got a big penis but actually has a very small one.

"That nigga got a lump."

"FYI - he got a lump."

by TruStarz April 30, 2009

lump

An unusually large or fat person; Someone with a little "junk in their trunk"; Someone who is lazy and socially rejected; A lethargic and fat person

Liam is such a lump! You don't even know! You don't even know!

by Maddidly May 14, 2008

the lump

a pot head that gracie thinks is hot, and that he loos like kurt cobain


Lumpy twitch man is a leo who enjoys long bubble baths, shaving his legs, makign snow angles in the nude, and playing with is shoulder length blonde hair



*he used to be a boyscout*

he likes to tell girls things that would make them happy


he also has bamboo(n) boxers

"i wish you were sitting in my lap right now"

by Jessie January 23, 2004

lump

provide bodily stimulation in order mitigate distraction

i have to write 6 poems, come lump with me

by laura and joe March 30, 2004