Lumberjack Salad

The sexual act of man jerking off in an exaggerated fast pace, positioned in a squat over a woman’s face while she performs a rim job until ejaculation is complete.

Crockett can never get off with a woman without performing the Lumberjack salad.

by Safd183 January 6, 2020

Lumped by crabcake

Another word of saying you got owned. A phrase said to someone to put them down or when they lose a game.

You just got lumped by crabcake in that round!

by broski10 April 22, 2009

lumberjack grandslam

The act of one's mother "walking in" while one is receiving oral sex. (Originated from reddit)

Instead of knocking on my room door like she usually did before entering she just opened the door. I don't know what a mothers reaction should be in this type of situation but she started yelling at my girlfriend. When I say yelling I mean I heard her say words that I never heard her say before. She called my girlfriend a whore and said that god would damn us both to hell for our act of sin. My girlfriend at this point is in tears and she's scrambling to get on her clothes and pretty sure she left my house without her bra because she was in such a panic. My mom didn't speak to me for a month after that. She didn't ask me how my day was at school, she didn't speak to me during dinner and she didn't even ask me to go to church on Sunday with her anymore. She used to go every Sunday but I always said no. That's the angriest I have ever seen my mom and we have never spoken about it. When she finally did talk to me she said if I wanted her to ever speak with me again that I had to go to confession and confess my sins. I told her I would go but I ended up going to a Denny's and ordering their Lumberjack grandslam instead. She thinks I went to confession though. Also every time my girlfriend came over after the incident my mom would leave the house. I don't know where she went but she couldn't be in the same vicinity as her. Worst part of it all was my girlfriend didn't attempt to give me another blowjob for a year because she was so scared of my mother walking in on us.

by cittycatroina December 4, 2013

lumberg

1)Slang--pretty much defines any useless, sneaky, overconfident project manager that makes you work overtime

"Man, I got this new job and my boss is a total lumberg."

by Mia February 5, 2004

urban lumberjack

a city dweller who makes a habit of wearing plaids and flannel although he or she has little to no outdoor experience.

Robert Pattinson is such an urban lumberjack with all that plaid. Real outdoorsy people wouldn't be that pale.

Ever since Robert Pattinson made it popular again, there have been urban lumberjacks all over the city sporting plaid.

by R'lyeh February 17, 2010

Lumberloon

A skill-less strategy used by 9-year-olds with half a brain cell in the game Clash Royale (by $upercell).

Step 1: Place lumberjack
Step 2: Place balloon
Step 3: Freeze
Step 4: Win

Fucking hell, this lumberloon player can go burn in fucking hell! why is his balloon maxed out?!?!?!

by Meme TD December 14, 2021

Lumpenprofessoriate

An over-educated, under-paid, part-time intellectual laborer, who typically works over-time for sub-standard wages with no job security and no professional future.

Welcome to the university. I am your "Professor". I will be in my shared office on Tuesdays. The rest of the week I am working at the bicycle shop. I have to do that to live inside this winter due to the fact that I am an exploited member of the of the excess intellectual labor pool of the lumpenprofessoriate.

by Bikephreak November 2, 2011