lomped

Lomped is another word for being really fucked up and under the influence. It can also be used for describing how some looks or feels.

"Damn dude, I was so lomped last night I couldn't even get up to use the bathroom so I shit my pants instead."
"I was lomped out of my fucking mind."
"My daughter is really sick. She looks extremely lomped."

by lompedboi April 17, 2017

Lamped

Having an over excessive amount of anything that you want to fall asleep

Bro I lamped out last night on cake and chips

by Caleb.c December 5, 2016

Lumpers

A person who "lumps" you into their email distribution lists when sending jokes and other viral email messages. In most cases you barely know the person who sends you the email or they are just a friend of a friend of a friend.

Lumpers are poeple who "lump" you into their distribution list when sending jokes and other viral email.

by Susana Avila (MK) February 6, 2009

Lumpadorian Man

A strange object with no definiton.

Hey, lets leave a Lumpadorian Man in his mailbox!

by Taylin Sydney October 9, 2008

Lumpelstiltskin

A somewhat insulting but funny name to call your fat friend who is trying to lose weight. Play on Rumpelstiltskin

*Rumpelstiltskin is a dwarf in a Brothers Grimm fairy tale who spun straw into gold.

Don't eat that donut or you'll get even fatter, Lumpelstiltskin!

by Porquita April 3, 2009

anti-lumpener

N. the person who hate the life as lumpen, that dropped out own life, wander from place to place by laboring a variety of short-time work.

As an anti-lumpener, I think people should avoid taking a aimless life such as wandering and roaming

by lumpen1123 September 12, 2009

Lamped

Not wanting to be seen.

Avoiding being caught in a place you don’t wanna be seen in

Seen where you shouldn’t be
you don’t wanna get lamped

Not wanting to be seen.

“Don’t take that road man you don’t wanna get lamped”!

by The Real Smellyface September 1, 2018