Universal Law of Luggage Expansion

Whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase as it did as one was packing for the trip.

Me: Wow, why can't I fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?

Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!

Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!

by Mullenator February 21, 2010

sugar luggie

The weird luggie like substance left in your mouth after drinking a sugary beverage.

Dude, that kiwi strawberry sqeezer left a major sugar luggie in the back of my mouth.

by yedy August 18, 2009

Tubular Luggage

1. n ~ band, comprised of Marcus Disaster, El Fland, Liberty Valance, Barry Hercules and Geoff. Greatest Hits include "Murphy is the Bucket" and "I Am A Buffer Solution"

2. n ~ comparitive to suggest that something is not true. Based on the fact that tubular Luggage are an imaginary rock band, invented by Sandy Radford, on his website www.leftluggage.tk

1. Wow! Tubular Luggage are so cool! Dig their new record, man!

2. Yeah right, that story's about as believable as Tubular Luggage.

by Zatchlas December 1, 2004

Luggage Carrier

A boy whore

When you're a big deal like George Rekers, you dont want to have your reputation tarnished by a boy whore. So just simplify the problem with a luggage carrier.

Ex.
Don't drop the soap. Oh, it's ok, he's just my luggage carrier.

by homo-momo May 7, 2010

lugging

to lug a large floppy object known as a 'meat'

lugging your big meat around

by synclair ££ June 4, 2011

Luggage

Term used in the hotel industrie to make colleagues aware of a hot girl/guy on the other side of the desk, without them knowing.

Receptionist1: Loads of luggage today
Receptionist2: yep

R1: Look at that luggage
R2: Yeah, best luggage today

by carljohnson June 18, 2009

Luggage

Any venereal disease carried by a person. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

I was going to sleep with Lisa, but she had luggage.

by Joe Dirt2 June 1, 2006