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Nature's Lube

Refers to using shit as lube for anal sex. Typically the receiver with eat food which causes as mushy dump (that kind that takes nine rolls of toilet paper to wipe clean). Rather than wiping, the receiver will leave the remaining shit as is and have the giver insert their penis, using the shit as lube. In some cases, the receiver will cut the shit short, increasing the remaining fecal matter / lube.
We were all out of lube last night, so Sonia just took a dump without wiping and then I fucked her up the ass using nature's lube.
by KY Rider December 16, 2008
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Lube-Gloss

Personal lubricant (usually flavoured and/or scented) which can also be smeared onto a woman's lips and used in lieu of lipgloss.
"Shit, Othon...my lips are chaffing after giving you bj and I left my chapstick back in Australia. Would you hand me the lube-gloss?"
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 1, 2009
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Fallopian Lube

If everything goes right I'll be giving her some fallopian lube later.
by Yellaws Ttocs October 19, 2008
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bang lube

A special formula; high quality branch-off of KY-jelly.
When one needs to yang bang and do it properly, they use this specially made lubrication. Proper yangbanging cannot be practiced without bang lube.
Girl 1: So Paul, did you bring the good stuff?

Girl 2: Yeah Paul, did you bring the bang lube?

Girl 3: I hope you brought more than one bottle; we're gonna need at least one bottle per bicep, then one for your yangbanger!

Paul Yang: Girls, can you hear me? Am I clear? I brought a whole case of bang lube, don't worry. I've got enough for a paul-nighter!
by David Becks August 19, 2008
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Lunes

a name that LilLunes used for her rapper name.It means lunes as in moon and lunes as in luna loud(loud house).
bro that’s lillunes!
by LilLunes November 17, 2020
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Lube Alert

Lube Alert! when u use Maple Syrup as lubricant
Old man: "Damn i used the maple syrup again honey i need to call Lube alert"

Lube man: "hello sir how can i help you?"

Old man: "help lube alert im stuck and i can't pull out!"
by Abtou April 13, 2009
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Lueschow

Shit that gets stuck to a bear’s ass after eating jalapeno chili cheese nachos from a drunk and passed out camper and no matter how many times you wipe it just wont go away.
honey look whats stuck to the dogs fur, it looks like it got Lueschow'd
by Tylers fans August 24, 2009
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