The best advice for the just-married, otherwise clueless-in the-bedroom, groom (or equally inexperienced LGBTQ married couple with at least one 'female' participant).
Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.
by YAWA July 22, 2020
Get the Licking the Alphabet mug.When you try to open the car door just as someone is unlocking it and the door remains locked for you. Leaving the other person(s) to get in comfortably while you stand in the cold with the driver shouting "It should be unlocked now!"
by ue00setrasfer July 22, 2010
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Get the Finger Lickin' Good Gang mug.by Squaaaaad May 15, 2014
Get the caught lacking mug.Dude #1: *On the phone with Dude #2* Aye man im around (enemy location) by myself
Dude #2: Bro, you finna be caught lacking, leave now
Dude #2: Bro, you finna be caught lacking, leave now
by yvnggucci1017 February 4, 2018
Get the lacking mug.an afghan female who's name starts with the letter M, and ends with the letter M, specifically, specified as a nocturnal freak that will only come out at night, with X-energy in hand.
toothfairy: hey whos those monkey's mera-lackin with mera-lackin
mera-lackin: oh thats just nazia crackin' with mera-lackin
mera-lackin: oh thats just nazia crackin' with mera-lackin
by afghan brown November 9, 2010
Get the mera-lackin mug.The act of calling "dibs" on something long before you actually intend to do it. For example, announcing that your team will handle project X when in fact you won't even start until sometime next year.
"I just got that email saying you were going to write the backend for the TacoTruck web app? Is that true?"
"Naw, I was just cookie licking, man."
"Naw, I was just cookie licking, man."
by Fake Steve Yegge August 30, 2013
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