like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling

A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.

50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"

like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling by Nick D May 30, 2006

Louies

Louies are the wonderful fans of Louis Tomlinson. They are the kindest people ever and are the biggest supporters of the amazing singer/songwriter.

“The Louies are going crazy and are streaming ‘Walls’ on all platforms”

“Louies are superior”

Louies by Kennedy Montgomery July 9, 2020

loves the cock 

A light and friendly term used to describe individuals who more commonly desire the male of the species.

Peter loves the cock!

loves the cock by Alex September 22, 2003

Nobody Loves Me

Nobody Loves Me: The feeling you get when, after a long period of time, you check your email, phone messages, texts and social networking sites only to find no one has sent you anything. (In reality, its only been like a half hour...) Also Nobody Loves You

I took a nap for like 3 hours and when i went to check my phone nobody called or tried to text me. "Nobody Loves Me"

Nobody Loves Me by Headcircus July 8, 2010

loveist

One who loves all beings regardless of age, race, gender, religion, species, alive, dead, yet to be born and anything else that is, has been, or will be.

I am not a feminist, humanist, or an equalist. I am a loveist

loveist by loveist September 17, 2013

Mr Lovesall babies 

A pedofile science teacher that loves all kids(and babies too) that has big gay mum dad and gay familytree

he Mr Lovesall babies and makes it rain on dem little heds

Mr Lovesall babies by Very big gay mom October 11, 2018

Loviss

Love and Miss. Strongly Loving and missing someone at the same Time.

Livie: I Loviss You!
BoyBoon: !!!! YAY

Loviss by LivieLove March 16, 2008