Ottering

Eating food (esp. potato chips) from on your chest while lying on a couch or in bed

I was ottering a full pack of salt and vinegar chips and watching the last episode of Walking Dead

by Hof500 October 1, 2020

Ottering

The act of eating food off of ones own belly. Usually laying on a couch or in bed while doing so.

Look at Brian over there just ottering on the floor; too lazy to even eat at the table.

by MrGaud March 29, 2021

loitering

What punks, creeps, Ace Boon Coons, and Pachuco boys can be found doing outside pool halls, liquor stores, and 7-Eleven stores. Loitering involves standing somewhat still, posing like a tough guy, spitting on the sidewalk, and (if you're an Ace Boon Coon) occasionally shouting "Sheee-IT!" or "MO FO!"

Proprietors of businesses post signs that say "NO LOITERING." These signs can be found at better pool halls, liquor stores, and 7-Elevens in all major cities. They do this because if anything is bad for business, it's a slime ball punk or nose-picking creep or a greasy haired Pachuco or a shit-ass Blood or fat slob Crip standing outside your establishment.

Hector collects lucrative entitlements from the liberals because one of his ancestors was a conquistador. With no work to go to, he spends his afternoons loitering outside Mack's Liquor Store.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 11, 2007

loitering check

A dice roll in a Dungeons and Dragons game percipitated by the lack of any sort of productive action (generally during a non-combat roll playing scene)in which a D-20 is rolled and the score added to the charachters charisma modifier. The resulting score determines the nature of a seemingly random event to be experienced by the character. The exact nature of the event, and the range of the scores corilation to its outcome is generally at the discretion of the DM (Dungeon Master). Generally the following guideline is used.

1 Something very very bad happens.
2-7 Something bad happens.
8-15 Nothing happens.
16-19 Something good happens.
20 Something very good happens.
21+ Something insanely good happens.

Example 1.

DM: You make it to a town, what do you do?

Player: I go to the local tavern and get drunk.

DM: Roll me a loitering check.

Player: 1

DM: A great wyrm red dragon rips the roof off of the tavern that your sitting in, reaches down, picks you up, looks at you for a second, and then decides that you are the perfect snack, tosses you up in the air, catches you in her mouth, and swallows you whole. You suddenly find yourself standing on the banks of the river stycks faced by the god of the underworld... and he doesn't look happy.

Example 2

DM: You make it to a town, what do you do?

Player: I find the local tavern and go get drunk.

DM: Roll me a loitering check

Player: 23

DM: A man walks up to you and hands you a sword, says nothing, and then turns and walks away suddenly vanishing in a brilliant flash of light. When you look at the sword, you instanly recognize it as the fabled sword of destiny, which as legend has it, is capable of changing the very course of destiny itself.

by Dustin db McKnight February 6, 2007

Lobstering

The act of peeing on a person while you’re fucking them. It’s called lobstering because lobsters actually do this irl. 💧

Hey yo timsha let’s meet up for a lobstering session in the School library... the carpets finna be wet and dirty asffff tho

by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018

Martin Luthering

(verb) the sexual act of pinning a girl against a wooden door, and penetrating her traditional values. (also known as Martin Luthered)

Freaky Frank: "Yo Molly, did you like when I pinned you to dat wooden door of yo room and nailed you so hard."

Molly: "Ahh yeah, you're Martin Luthering me."

by Mike Snifferpippets April 5, 2010

Ottering

The act of travelling away from ones home in search of previously unkown drinking establishments. Only turning back towards home when last orders are called.

The term "Ottering" is derived from the real ale "Otter" which was discovered on the first ever trip in 2009

"I went Ottering last night, and ended up in Cornwall"

by OtterShandee October 22, 2009