The semi solid mass that forms in the dispenser, which must be picked out of the first squirt of suntan lotion, moisturizer, etc. Consistency is such that it is reminicient of a booger.
Lori: Rub this on my back.
Todd: Flip over.
Lori: Gross! I can feel the lotion booger on my shoulder!
Todd: Ugh! *flick*
Todd: Flip over.
Lori: Gross! I can feel the lotion booger on my shoulder!
Todd: Ugh! *flick*
by t_bag July 24, 2008
Get the lotion boogermug. I don't know why but every time I look a cute guy, I begin to tear up for no reason. He's got that lotion effect when I look at him.
by SoccerElite17 August 13, 2010
Get the Lotion Effectmug. jamaican slang, referral to a gay man, who uses lotion to lubricate his backside for anal sex purposes
by danaturalb May 13, 2005
Get the lotion manmug. by swagkid69420 November 9, 2020
Get the Lotion Guymug. by rob gotti October 20, 2006
Get the throat lotionmug. Lotion, usually sold in bulk of 55 gallons or more to be installed in the preparation areas of mid to low class strip clubs. This lotion has a much higher concentration of perfume than standard lotion to mask the natural smell of the unwashed harlot and will also include glitter flakes which are invisible to all except a married woman. This glitter will glue itself to a man's beard because of sadness built into the lotion, making it impossible to remove.
John thought he was going to pull off a night at the strip club with friends but his wife busted him. She thought she noticed the smell of stripper lotion on him when he came home. It became all too obvious that he had come in contact with stripper lotion when she saw the faint pastel green fleck of stripper lotion glitter in his beard.
by stone definition August 6, 2014
Get the Stripper Lotionmug. When someone ( usually a teenage male) masturbates so frequently with lotion that his hands become so soft that normal tasks become impossible.
by pleaseleavemealone November 3, 2011
Get the lotion overdosemug.