looner

A person with a balloon fetish.

As a looner, I enjoy watching girls play with balloons.

by Loonerboy July 20, 2003

Get in loser

A colorful statement used to express the idea that the recipient of the message is going to do something, somewhere with the person who used the phrase. This phrase is a reference to the 2004 cult classic, Mean Girls, in which the character Regina George proclaims, "Get in loser, we're going shopping!".

So Then, Michaela pulls up and says, "Get in loser, we're going shoplifting". What else could I do, but go?

by BillardTheKidd September 24, 2017

Looner

This is a term used to label one who finds large, usually inflatable objects to be arousing. These objects can be balloons, large plushies or even your average decorative inflatable.

"dude, have you seen looner1234's new vid on onlyfans?"

"no, why?"

"it's so hot. he sat on a balloon and it popped right beneath his ass!"

by bananamonke445 March 25, 2021

Hetro loser

n. 1. a word gay people use to insult straight people.

2. Someone that is not gay friendly/lame/unattractive/unable to dance.

Some gay friendly straight people in Sydney also use it as derogatory term to stop the gay bully behavior such as calling gay people faggot, the aim is to promote gay friendliness around the world.

Hetro Loser: Watch how those faggots dance.

Gay man: You mad cos I'm a hot dancer and you're a fat wall flower? You hetro loser!!

After being a jerk to the gay man this man is hitting on a girl.

Hetro loser: Hey hottie! Can I take you home tonight?

Straight Girl: Fuck off you hetro loser!!

by Delinger March 12, 2011

loser stuck

When you or someone else gets so stuck in the mud/dirt/clay you dont think its ever going to come back out. Quite often you need multiple pieces of equipment or something 5x it's size to pull you out

I got my fourwheeler loser stuck the other day, had to bring down a 4x4 tractor to get it out of the mud. 2 atv's with winches couldnt even get it out ; it was loser stuck

by rangermaxx July 8, 2011

Myspace Loser

A person whose social life exists only on Myspace. They will log onto the site many times a day looking to give or receive "Friend Invites," or to leave or read comments by their "friends."

"We where dating, but I guess she couldn't fit me between her frequent visits to Myspace. Her own brother told me she was a Myspace Loser."

by ThomasM April 11, 2008

loserndom

Noun

pronunciation: l-u:zə(r)n-dom

The condition of a loser, the state of idiocy as a result of incompetence or stagnation. The realm or sphere of being a loser.

The high-guy world of the dumb-dumb, candy-raver, with the do-do (or better known as a pacifier or 'binky') in their dried, drool-encrusted gob.

He got lost in Loserndom on his way to Retardedville.

"I'm going to drop some liquid on his binky if that dumb-ass stuck in Loserndom, blows his fucking whistle one more time."

by Lady Logorrhea May 21, 2010