Lorenzo

Lorenzo is a cool guy. when you meet him he is a crazy ,active ,ANNOYING person. he will be helpful and playful but mostly its Party.he is very tall moslty handsome for the girls and SUPER horny

Dude Lorenzo is crazy

by yourtylenol May 21, 2021

Lorenzo

An Italian fella, watches alot of anime(hentai) and resembles a rodent or mosquito. They also tend to have large foreheads but don't know how to use it. But he is an all around great guy once you get to know him.

Look at that guy's forehead must be a Lorenzo

by Wagwan Stacy June 16, 2019

Lorenzo

A gorgeous brute of a man with hella cake like daym its massive and its all real too and his gorgeous baboon lips could suck your soul dry.

Daym, Lorenzo's lips could suck all the water out of Africa

by yasqueen123456789 April 25, 2022

Lorenzo

A lonely dude who is in need of friends and people to hang out with. He is shy and the only reasons he has a friends is because he is funny. You should hang out with him and become friends with me, I mean him

Look at Lorenzo he is so lonely

by Innof September 15, 2020

Lorenzo

A very funny and stupid person who eats a jar of asparagus in 1 minute

"Lorenzo eats too many asparagus"

by ariolagranola February 25, 2019

Lorenzo

selfish, self centered asshole who uses his personal issues as a crutch and doesn't know how to take responsibility for the many stupid things that he does; would rather avoid any problems he's created until he can't anymore instead manning up and owning up to his mistakes.

Hey bestfriend, Lorenzo fucked me over again! Shocker.

by LolSmileyFace4 January 21, 2018

Lorenzo

-twat
-annoying person
-person with stupid comebacks (i.e. whats you say to him in the first place)

Petey
TWAT!!!! btw ur a fag

Lorenzo
shut up dumbass faggot im no twat
btw ur a d bag

Petey
a douche bag**
by the way, i alredy called u a fag
and u dont even no wht a twat is

Lorenzo
i called u faggot which still is the same thing but u dont even no what a twat is

Petey
good one
cuz i didnt just fuckin say that

Lorenzo
then wtf is it

Petey
confidential u need level infinite clearence to no that

by Da Dang Da Dang June 9, 2009