Libation Looser

1. A person or group of people that can't find a new place to have drink or have a bite to eat in a major metropolitan area.

We are libation loosers. You know we are going to end up at the same place so let's not go through the list of places to go.

by lokilokicomeouttoplay December 2, 2010

phone looser

One who always looses their cell phone.

Chad: Why cant Alexis call you tonight?
Gary: Because she's a phone looser!!

by Gary Meiman April 15, 2008

Loosermagnet

Woman who dates idiots

"Like why am I such a loosermagnet" insert Blonde Bimbo who dates Mike Tyson Types

by Swinkster March 5, 2003

looser

Loser who hate other losers. has extreme loser denial
while they describe themselves from experience with the insults that they attempt to use.

Looser: I hate that loser so much that it's driving me crazy.

loser: Why? you're a loser too you make minimum wage working as a hooker. Don't you have bigger fish to fry?

looser: I'm not wasting my life. This queer loser really needs his ass beat.

loser: but You're a queer loser too and you have mental problems. So quit describing yourself you hypocrite.

looser: fuck you loser. I gots a high school diploma.

loser: That a good one. aren't you a virgin?

looser: <blushes>

by its allgood March 26, 2010

Or Not Looser

Term used as the ultimate burn. Can be used to:
1. In the case where sarcasm is necessary, a answer to a question.
2. show disapproval of someone's actions

1. Man, I just know all of the ladies luv me.
-OR NOT LOOSER-

2. (Said while listening to a horrible drummer)OR NOT LOOSER!!

by Jeremy Phillips April 17, 2004

loloser

Calling someone a loser and lol'ing at them

You're girlfriend is a cow. Loloser!

by Clonemister July 2, 2005

Looser

When you are not good enough to be a loser, you are a looser

She was a loser, but he was a looser

by mrjoeismyname March 25, 2020