table lobster

A Table Lobster is what you call an albino male, that lays down on a table and spreads his ass, so other males can fuck him.

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by Table Lobster June 16, 2014

Pulling Looks

Pulling looks means you look attractive. It can be used as a compliment, when it's apparent that someone tried their hardest to look good and succeeded.

"Girl, you're pulling looks tonight". Or

"You can really tell she's trying to pull looks"

by RashodSmith May 30, 2018

slow lobster boil

When the hot water you’re in is getting hotter so slowly that you don’t grasp the danger you’re in until it’s too late.

I was just a few steps away from death when I was pulled from that slow lobster boil of a workplace.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2019

semitic good looks

the physical attractiveness of a Jewish person

Lisa Simpson: "I believe everything you say, with your words and Semitic good looks."

by beautiful_penguin May 21, 2016

slow Pompeo lobster boil

Slang for Pompeo’s slow decline into political death as all of his obscenely piggish and self-aggrandizing acts come to light.

We are all watching the slow Pompeo lobster boil; he is already apparently losing consciousness as he lamely tries to defend himself.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

lobsterly

Synonym for great, superb. Mostly used in devops slang and hardcore software engineering subcultures. Recently also adopted by Viking fishermen, celebrating an extraordinary catch.

Oh, this is a lobsterly feature!
By my swaggely beard, this octopus was a lobsterly catch!

by Petterson February 5, 2020

lobster dick

1. When you jerk off so frequently your dick becomes permenantly red resembling the dick of a lobster.

"I have to cut down, im starting to develope a lobster dick"

by billbow24 October 15, 2007