log

1. a section of tree
2. a section of math
3. acronym for lazy old git

1. they cut down plenty logs to make these buildings
2. log2²=1
3. fuck off u log

by brendan May 20, 2004

log

A sports player who, due to being very tall, suffers from uncoordination and struggles to bend down to pick a ball up.

(Ruckman/football player over 200cm fumbles the ball on the ground)
Fan: OMG, what an absolute log!

by FootyFan21 August 8, 2010

Logging

Another Term for Masturbate (Or Masturbating), started on an internet forum in the thread "The Masturbation Log"

Also: Log, Logged, Logger

Kram3r: Barka! I'm trying to catch this fucking Teddirusa but my pokeball keeps fucking up!

Barker: Shut up, I'm logging. ~haermm~

by Neil Green November 8, 2007

logs

Plural form of "LOG"...

1. What Opie & Anthony's Jim Norton pay's dirty Transexuals to drop on his chest.

2. mmm goody chocolate treats!

Hey big dick daddy, whose on XM satelite radio channel 202, want me to drop a big log on your chest!

How about i drop these logs on your face?

by Bryan Biggs November 10, 2005

log

Something to say when a joke isn't funny, instead of the common 'no' or an unimpressed look. Usually accompanied by a pause.

A:'why did the chicken cross the road'
A:' to get to the other side'
B:.....log

or

A: I have such a funny story, (insert unfunny story here)
B:.... log

by ;) ilovebablake December 24, 2009

LOG

The opposite of POG
Used when something un-poggers happen, it stands for Loss Of the Game

Damn i broke up with my gf, that's really log

by Bottle_of_potatos March 12, 2021

logs

logs is a shortcut for tagalog word, tulog.

"logs na ako"

by aeriisinlove September 4, 2022