Logan brain

Mental disability caused by parental abuse

Usually found in people with ADD and ADHD

Side effects may include blood lust, racial dysphoria, and inability to think coherently

(Victims are not required to be named “Logan”)
(Name was founded by patient 0 having being named Logan)

“I’m sorry but you have been diagnosed with Logan brain.”

by Logan’s brain June 9, 2019

Logan Ranneying around

Named after a basketball player. It’s a term used when someone is screwing around

Person 1: what the hell is he doing with that knife?
Person 2: Oh he’s just Logan Ranneying around!

by Vaste June 13, 2023

bennie logan

Slang for male genitalia consisting of both scrotum and penis conjointly. The Bennie serves as a euphemism for balls, the Logan for long shaft.

Mara totally kicked me right up in my Bennie Logan.

Phyllis sucked my Logan, but not my Bennie.

by penguin farmer April 27, 2013

nepotistic loans

Loans made to those who are especially favored for one reason or another.

Of course Kanye got one of them multi-million dollar nepotistic loans, he’s 45’s favorite African American!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2020

Student Loan

n - A mystical transaction in which a student and/or parent subjects themselves to financial slavery (indentured servitude) for the foreseeable future.

Tim: Hey, I just got approved for a student loan!
Fred: Want to go to Taco Bell?
Tim: Sorry, I just took out a student loan.

by dphornguygo to Taco Bell? Tim: September 16, 2012

ninja loan

An acronym for a loan given to a person designated as "No income, no job or assets;" hence - N-I-N-J-A.

The bank's ninja loans have ruined its credit rating. Now, no other bank will lend it money.

by Joe Rodolico September 23, 2007

Student loans

The practice of giving depressed teenagers tens of thousands or more in debt with no financial experience or context

Johnny has $100,000 in student loans for an art degree, and he works at McDonalds!

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020