LOSTalgia

The feeling of emptiness that follows the finale of the ABC series "LOST". Symptoms include using characters as your Facebook avatar for no reason, playing 4-8-15-16-23-42 on your weekly lottery tickets, eating imaginary peanut butter out of empty jars, employing phrases like "This is my destiny!" and "See ya in another life, brotha" in daily conversation - often with bad Scottish accents and out of context - and creating Urban Dictionary definitions for "LOSTalgia" as a means of coping with the loss.

Friend#1: "What's that you're listening to?"

Friend #2: "Geronimo Jackson."

Friend #1: "Feeling the LOSTalgia again, huh?"

Friend #2: (nods....cries a little) "

Friend# 1: ".....You really need to get a girlfriend."

Friend #2 (suddenly angry): "Do you know badly I want to kill you?"

Friend #1: "Uh...yeah....I'm gonna go now. Don't stay up too late."

Friend#2: "Don't tell me what I can't do!"

Friend #1: (walks away without another word)

Friend #2: (calls after him) We have to go back!

by big_baggins June 3, 2010

lobsterly

Synonym for great, superb. Mostly used in devops slang and hardcore software engineering subcultures. Recently also adopted by Viking fishermen, celebrating an extraordinary catch.

Oh, this is a lobsterly feature!
By my swaggely beard, this octopus was a lobsterly catch!

by Petterson February 5, 2020

lobster dick

1. When you jerk off so frequently your dick becomes permenantly red resembling the dick of a lobster.

"I have to cut down, im starting to develope a lobster dick"

by billbow24 October 15, 2007

lobster kush

a marijuana strain that causes your skin to turn into a dark red similar to lobster that has been boiled in water.

Look how red Austin Nig is! He must be puffin' that lobster kush.

by moogleOZAR April 14, 2010

Lobstrosity

A giant mutated lobster that has developed a taste for human toes. Usually seen at night in shallow water waiting for un-suspecting waders to walk by.

"That fuckin lobstrosity ate off me friggin' toes"!

by Roberticus February 26, 2008

Rock Lobster

1) it's not quite a rock, it's not quite a lobster; it's a Rock Lobster

2) a creature often found at parties and under docks at the beach

Someone went under a dock, there they found a rock! It wasn't a rock! It was a Rock Lobster!

by DarkMatter October 13, 2004

attack of the killer lobster

Is one lobsters are not harvested or killed and are able to grow to the largest of possible sizes where they are than able to walk up out of the ocean water and attack the human race and even kill innocent people. Killer Lobster attacks are now very rare since we have not had a recorded killer lobster attack in over 952 years but that just means there is one lobster if not thousands out there planning on attacking and wiping out the human race but we stand ready with nukes

OH MY GOOD LOOK OUT! ITS AN ATTACK OF the KILLER LOBSTER!!!

by mudisland33 January 31, 2010