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Lombardi Gras

This is the Unofficial name change to Mardi Gras by the locals of New Orleans. This happened when the Saints Won the Superbowl for the first time in 43 years.
Ya herd da news!? We are going to have a Lombardi Gras!!!!
by NOLA Patsmear February 8, 2010
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Loba

by MCMAURICIO May 30, 2020
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Loba

The best character on apex legends and can teleport get you loot and can see loot through walls and her teleporting bracelet lets her get into fights and get out of fights and this is someone who mains wraith and has never played loba before but still knows that loba is insane and a godly cracked character
random teamate yo Ungodly Bleeds {aka me my xbox account} use loba
by YT_Tazez26 May 17, 2020
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lombardie

the act of pulling out ur penis and giving someone a slap to the face
dude, i gave rusty the hardest lombardie ever
by deron000 February 17, 2005
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This is a very serious question and it must be answered carefuly and gradualy.
First, let's see what is the ourpose of Einstein's theory of relativity. Well, it helps an astrophysicist to calculate the trajectory of a galaxy, because at such a large speeds an distances relativistic effects are very important. Than he earns some mony for his calculations, which he uses to buy a car and a flat, so he can get laid. In essence, Einstein's theory's purpose is to get laid.

Geometry of Lobachewsky is about curved space. It is useful for another astrophysicist, to calculate effects of passege of a small black hole next to our solar system, and its effects on our space-time. He will get some mony for his calculations from the agency he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, and get laid. In essence, geometry of Lobachewsky is used just to get laid.

And finnaly, let's see what is the burpose of calculus. Well, calculus studies behaviour of systems during some period of time depending on various variables. An engineer employed in hydroelectric power plant uses it to calculet the production of electricity, which depends on the rate of flow of the water through turbines, ammount of water in accumulation etc. It is impossible without calculus. Of course, our engineer won't do this just like that. He will earn money from company he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, where he can get laid. In essence, the purpose of calculus is getting laid.

If you want to now more about other scientific disciplines and their purposes contact us at newscientist@harvard.ma.us. But, sincerely, we suppose that you already now the answers.
Student: "What is the purpose of einstein's theory of relativity, lobachewsky geometry and calculus?"
Proffessor: "To get laid!"
by J.Z. - vukajlija April 24, 2009
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lobate

1.when you return something to a store and they will only give you back the sale price value, not the original price you paid for the item, thereby forcing you to take a loss. This term also connotates anything that is a short-change, the result of some shifty manoevre, or simply just a weak-ass hustle that leaves you holding a loss.
2.a two-bit hustler; someone whose low grade conniving is not only sketchy but also totally uncreative.
That club is so lobate! They charge $15 at the door and you can't even smoke inside. They let you go outside to smoke but then they charge you $5 re-entry to get back in, every time!
by LunchBeats April 6, 2006
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Lombard Street

Located in east central San Fransisco, Lombard Street is known to be the "crookedest street in the world" with 8 sharp turns going down the steep slope
Lombard Street is cool when ur trying to ride ur bike down its path
by sebastoin pequot November 24, 2006
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