log

Something to say when a joke isn't funny, instead of the common 'no' or an unimpressed look. Usually accompanied by a pause.

A:'why did the chicken cross the road'
A:' to get to the other side'
B:.....log

or

A: I have such a funny story, (insert unfunny story here)
B:.... log

by ;) ilovebablake December 24, 2009

Log

A freakishly large penis.

Man,he's got a log!

by Judge dredd7 May 04, 2011

logs

logs is a shortcut for tagalog word, tulog.

"logs na ako"

by aeriisinlove September 04, 2022

LOG

The opposite of POG
Used when something un-poggers happen, it stands for Loss Of the Game

Damn i broke up with my gf, that's really log

by Bottle_of_potatos March 12, 2021

logging

beating good debaters in varsity LD

"Oh no--I'm about to debate last year's TOC winner!"
"Good luck logging."

by failure-not September 28, 2009

Logging

Coined in the Season 16 premiere of South Park.

Standing up after you've taken a poo and cutting your poo in half with a stream of urine.

My daddy was a logger, and his daddy before him.

I enjoy logging after a long day of work.

by gustavus March 16, 2012

logs

Cop slang for phone records.

Cop 1: "Did you pull the logs on the suspect?"
Cop 2: "I'm still waiting on the phone company."

by jgo312 November 14, 2005