Lincecainism

A religion developed in the 21st century naming Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as Gods in SF Giants uniforms. Lincecainism has continued to grow rapidly in the Western culture and among Giants fans everywhere. Lincecainists believe the SF Giants are above and beyond any major league sports team. They also believe that Lincecum and Cain have been sent from the heavens to carry the Giants to victory. The Church of Lincecainism is believed to be in the planning stages. While the exact location of this church is still unknown, Lincecainists continue their worship in the comfort of their own homes and occasionally at a local sports bar.

Lincecainsim is always accepting new members in their beliefs.

It is proven that Lincecainism helps manage the stress of game losses.

by seastar831 September 5, 2009

Lincoln Aggravator

Full-sized Ford SUV driven by arguably the most self-centered drivers in North America.

Look at that Lincoln Aggravator parked in the Fire Lane...LAME!

by sandspit November 8, 2007

Lincoln Heights

A predominately Mexican and Asian ghetto hood located in North East Los Angeles. The neighborhood is known to have the street gangs, LHTS (Lincoln Heights) and East Side Clover both being formed in the early 1900s making them two of the oldest active gangs in Los Angeles, along with the Eastlake gang, Happy Valley gang, and many other small gangs, tagging crews, and cliques. It is the epitome of a ghetto with lowriders, project housing, drive bys, stabbings, ghetto birds circling around at least once a day, etc.

Hey you wanna kick it in Lincoln Heights?
Nah I aint trying to get shot

by Djvuesnbkehdvsna August 10, 2017

Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom

Shortly after the rise of the blogosphere Abraham Lincoln hosted a dinner party at his Cabin Estate and birthplace in Hodgenville, Kentucky.

After this dinner Abraham Lincoln read from his unpublished memoir: A Humble Man's Advice For Life in the Information Age. By the fireside he read many portions, but the section that most impressed his guests was this one, simple sentence:

"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity."

For the sake of brevity many simply use the acronym ALIW when referring to this tidbit of wisdom.

Luke: Did you read what Justin Bieber said in that TMZ article?
Steve: Yeah, but I'm going with Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom on this one.

by Kleeck July 8, 2011

Lincoln Cocked

When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.

-"Dude, you got Lincoln Cocked at table tennis yesterday."

-"yeah, he beat me pretty bad"

by John Cocktoastun February 22, 2009

Lincoln-Way West

A high school in New Lenox, IL where 1/3 of the student population is LGBTQ+ and their sports teams always choke in the playoffs.

Lad 1: What high school do you go to?
Lad 2: Lincoln-Way West.
Lad 1: Oh, you go to the gay orange one that can't win playoff games.
Lad 2: That is literally the exact things the school in known for.

by CMaguire19 January 20, 2019

Noobraham Lincoln

What you call someone who is has a particularly lame beard. Typically this person will have a fuzzy neck beard, even after months and months of letting it grow out.

A: Hey, check out my beard man!

B: Wow, that looks terrible. How long have you been growing it?

A: Almost six month now. I think it's coming in nicely.

B: Ya, ok... Noobraham Lincoln.

by Noobraham Lincoln May 30, 2008